quote[10] = new Array( "Agahnim:  (complimenting) Ganon, you're the vilest of the vile!" + "
Ganon:  Thanks, Agahnim." + "
  - from A Ring and Two Triforces Chapter 1 (Act 137 of WHATSE), by yours truly", "Cerebrantonio:  (at Ganon's Tower) Someone's got to tell Ganon how tacky this awful place is." + "
Link Chance:  He hired an inferior decorator." + "
Kevin Keene:  Ah.  That would tend to explain it." + "
  - from A Ring and Two Triforces Chapter 1 (Act 137 of WHATSE), by yours truly", "Ganon:  Of course, Luna did tell me she might crash some sort of insignificant little festival in Kakariko Village tomorrow." + "
Kevin Keene:  Link's, Wilykit's, and my children's birthday party." + "
Ganon:  (as if he has not known at all) Oh, is that it?  Well, I'll be!  Then it is even less significant than I thought." + "
  - from A Ring and Two Triforces Chapter 1 (Act 137 of WHATSE), by yours truly", "Link Chance:  (speaking to Zelda of a recent meeting with Ganon) And those are the sweet lies that Ganon told us.  Though I was sorely tempted to smash him merely for baiting us the way he did." + "
  - from A Ring and Two Triforces Chapter 1 (Act 137 of WHATSE), by yours truly", "Kevin Keene:  In writing, I always go by my own philosophy:  'Who says opera has to be boring?'" + "
Link Chance:  (laughs) And you make it as exciting as you can, right?" + "
  - from A Ring and Two Triforces Chapter 1 (Act 137 of WHATSE), by yours truly", "Simon Belmont:  Just what we need.  Ugly party crashers." + "
  - from A Ring and Two Triforces Chapter 2 (Act 138 of WHATSE), by yours truly", "Wilykit:  MotherBrain, hand the Triforce to Zelda, and head back to Metroid." + "
MotherBrain:  (gasps) Now, you know I can't do that!" + "
  - from A Ring and Two Triforces Chapter 2 (Act 138 of WHATSE), by yours truly", "Princess Lana Deschain:  Hey!  You can't do that!" + "
MotherBrain:  (laughing) That's funny.  It seems that we just did!" + "
  - from A Ring and Two Triforces Chapter 2 (Act 138 of WHATSE), by yours truly", "Darkwing Duck:  (referring to the Brain-Team leaders) Great.  Those guys are real party poopers." + "
  - from A Ring and Two Triforces Chapter 2 (Act 138 of WHATSE), by yours truly", "Ganon:  But there are intruders coming.  I shall personally deal with them, though you are perfectly welcome to watch." + "
Agahnim:  I wouldn't miss it." + "
  - from A Ring and Two Triforces Chapter 2 (Act 138 of WHATSE), by yours truly", "Ganon:  Greetings, Wilytwins and Captain N.  You are intruding." + "
Wilykit:  Well, good day to you, too." + "
  - from A Ring and Two Triforces Chapter 2 (Act 138 of WHATSE), by yours truly", "Wilykit:  Do you intend to betray Ludwig?" + "
Ganon:  (acts aghast) My beloved leader?  How can you ask such a thing?  (laughs cruelly) Of course I do, Thunder Kitten!" + "
  - from A Ring and Two Triforces Chapter 2 (Act 138 of WHATSE), by yours truly", "Ganon:  I'll put you where you can easily reach the home of Mime, soon to be the adopted father of Wily-johanna and Wily-johannes!" + "
Wilykat:  You haven't heard the last of us!  We cry boo to your rotten adoption agency." + "
Ganon:  Ha, ha!  How amusing." + "
  - from A Ring and Two Triforces Chapter 2 (Act 138 of WHATSE), by yours truly", "Steelheart:  You guys should exercise caution." + "
Zan:  (flippantly) Don't worry, Steelheart!  My middle name is 'Caution'!" + "
Steelheart:  (sarcastically) Well, I'll be sure to make the appropriate change in the N-Team Member Database!" + "
  - from A Ring and Two Triforces Chapter 3 (Act 139 of WHATSE), by yours truly", "Steelheart:  Bluegrass, I want you to get the divison leaders on the horn and ask each of them to come here with at least one other member of their group." + "
Bluegrass:  (à la Ace Ventura) All rightie, then." + "
Steelheart:  (warningly) Commander Steelheart does not like Ace Ventura, cowboy." + "
Bluegrass:  Oops.  Sorry, Commander." + "
  - from A Ring and Two Triforces Chapter 3 (Act 139 of WHATSE), by yours truly", "Kevin Keene:  Listen, you evil little turtle, why don't you leave this world alone?  It has its own problems." + "
Prince Ludwig von(Bowser)Koopa:  Oh, I know, Captain N.  I plan to exacerbate them.  A Koopa must have some fun, you know." + "
Wilykit:  I'd destroy you right here if it weren't for my nature." + "
  - from A Ring and Two Triforces Chapter 4 (Act 140 of WHATSE), by yours truly", "Eggplant Wizard:  MotherBrain will probably blame us for this." + "
King Hippo:  Oh, quit worrying!" + "
  - from A Ring and Two Triforces Chapter 4 (Act 140 of WHATSE), by yours truly", "MotherBrain:  Ha, ha, ha!  I did pretty good, Steelheart!  I got your six pals in my trap almost without lifting a tentacle.  I must advise against endangering more of your friends." + "
Steelheart:  Let them go, MotherBrain." + "
MotherBrain:  Oh, really!  You insult your own intelligence, Commander." + "
  - from A Ring and Two Triforces Chapter 5 (Act 141 of WHATSE), by yours truly", "[Two birds enter the area, and when they have come within a metre of the group [Wilykit, Wilykat, Kevin, Thomas, and Kelly], they turn into Ludwig and Mumm-ra.]" + "
Wilykit:  (in the centre of her alto register to sound like a fortune teller) I detect an evil presence." + "
Prince Ludwig von(Bowser)Koopa:  (laughs) I tell you, Wilykit, you ought to be a comedian!" + "
  - from A Ring and Two Triforces Chapter 6 (Act 142 of WHATSE), by yours truly", "Wilykit:  With my powerful Thunderian voice in a far-reaching heldentenor register just as powerful as my brother's, I could call the Sword of Omens here and smash in your skull, but your skull would probably be too hard for a Thunderian super-diamond to cut." + "
Prince Ludwig von(Bowser)Koopa:  I thought you only ever said that about your brother." + "
  - from A Ring and Two Triforces Chapter 6 (Act 142 of WHATSE), by yours truly", "Kevin Keene:  I thought you were substituting as Ganon, Mumm-ra.  Why are you showing your true self outside the pyramid on this world?" + "
Mumm-ra:  To show that I don't intend to insult your gargantuan intelligence." + "
Wilykat:  (sarcastically) How thoughtful." + "
  - from A Ring and Two Triforces Chapter 6 (Act 142 of WHATSE), by yours truly", "Wilykit:  What were you doing as birds?  Isn't the sweet, lovely form demeaning to you ugly creeps?" + "
Prince Ludwig von(Bowser)Koopa:  I see that being Lord of the Thunder Cats has not dulled your sharp tongue." + "
  - from A Ring and Two Triforces Chapter 6 (Act 142 of WHATSE), by yours truly", "Kevin Keene:  Well, if it's not Ludwig and Larry.  You seem to be spending an inordinate amount of time in the same time zone as we, you two little twerps!" + "
  - from A Ring and Two Triforces Chapter 7 (Act 143 of WHATSE), by yours truly", "Prince Thomas Keene:  (boldly, in a very logical voice) I regret to inform you that you transcend all definition of ugliness, MotherBrain." + "
Prince Ludwig von(Bowser)Koopa:  That is not a very intelligent thing to say, Thomas.  If your father weren't around here to stop me, I'd probably do grievous harm to you for making that slanderous statement about MotherBrain." + "
Thomas:  (with Vulcan serenity) That which is true is not slander, no matter how much harm it inflicts upon the parties at hand, Prince Ludwig." + "
  - from A Ring and Two Triforces Chapter 7 (Act 143 of WHATSE), by yours truly", "S-s-slithe:  And we shall take proper care of Tally-Hawk, yes-s-s!  Ha, ha!" + "
Mon*Star:  Go ahead.  You caught that rotten bird unfairly and unsquarely." + "
  - from A Ring and Two Triforces Chapter 7 (Act 143 of WHATSE), by yours truly", "Wilykat:  Well, if it isn't Mumm-ra, the Ever-Decaying!  You need either a new brand of embalming fluid or a really strong deodorant, pal." + "
Mumm-ra:  You will pay for your comments with a thousand years' interest, Wilykat, once we have Alberich's Ring." + "
  - from A Ring and Two Triforces Chapter 8 (Act 144 of WHATSE), by yours truly", "Mumm-ra:  Now, in the form of a forest bird, my dear doggie is fluttering after Siegfried and your whelps, Wilykit, to spy on them." + "
Wilykat:  Hasn't that awful creature of yours been neutered yet?" + "
Wilykit:  Or, better yet, muzzled?" + "
Mumm-ra:  Joke while you can, Lord of the Thunder Kittens!" + "
  - from A Ring and Two Triforces Chapter 8 (Act 144 of WHATSE), by yours truly", "King Bowser Koopa:  It will be pretty interesting to see what two Triforces and Alberich's Ring will do for us." + "
Prince Larry (Bowser)Koopa:  Does the term 'utter invincibility' sound good enough for all of you?  [The villains all laugh despicably.]" + "
  - from A Ring and Two Triforces Chapter 8 (Act 144 of WHATSE), by yours truly", "Prince Larry (Bowser)Koopa:  What, my dear brother, do you predict to be the outcome of our venture?" + "
Prince Ludwig von(Bowser)Koopa:  Let me look into my crystal ball.  [Larry hands Ludwig a goldfish bowl (complete with water and goldfish) that is on a shelf.  After regarding it for a second, Ludwig merely tosses it onto the hard floor, and thus it shatters to pieces.]  Prediction:  utter, unqualified success!  [All the villains laugh madly.]" + "
  - from A Ring and Two Triforces Chapter 8 (Act 144 of WHATSE), by yours truly", "Prince Ludwig von(Bowser)Koopa:  Why did you idiots disturb our joyous laughter?" + "
King Hippo:  (handing a data padd to Ludwig) S-s-slithe asked us to come give you this message." + "
Ludwig:  (reading the padd) What is this?  'Candy bars, soda pop, popcorn'?" + "
King Hippo:  Oops!  Wrong padd!  (swipes the padd from Ludwig and hands him another) This one's my shopping list.  Heh, heh!" + "
Ludwig:  Cut back.  You'll be wider than a blimp before you've finished eating all that." + "
  - from A Ring and Two Triforces Chapter 8 (Act 144 of WHATSE), by yours truly", "Malcolm Frink:  Ha, ha!  I've found some interesting files in the Hawkhaven computers." + "
Hardware:  Bwah, ha, ha!  Keep this up, and Mon*Star will ask if you want to join the Mob!" + "
  - from A Ring and Two Triforces Chapter 9 (Act 145 of WHATSE), by yours truly", "Mon*Star:  This is the stuff that makes our job so fun!  Ha, ha!" + "
  - from A Ring and Two Triforces Chapter 9 (Act 145 of WHATSE), by yours truly", "Malcolm Frink:  It's so fun finding dirt on our enemies!  Ha, ha!" + "
  - from A Ring and Two Triforces Chapter 9 (Act 145 of WHATSE), by yours truly", "Hardware:  I hate Silver Hawks!  I'll relish the day when all that's left of them is their rusted metal armour." + "
  - from A Ring and Two Triforces Chapter 9 (Act 145 of WHATSE), by yours truly", "MotherBrain:  I see you managed to defeat my best efforts once again." + "
Kevin Keene:  Oh, please.  You merely intended to tease us, not to stop us from rescuing Tally-Hawk." + "
MotherBrain:  Indeed." + "
  - from A Ring and Two Triforces Chapter 9 (Act 145 of WHATSE), by yours truly", "Luna:  Now, those goody-goods will discover the definition of the term 'hostile take-over'!" + "
Mumm-ra:  Indeed, they shall." + "
  - from A Ring and Two Triforces Chapter 11 (Act 147 of WHATSE), by yours truly", "Link Chance:  (jumping up, his sword ready) Ganon!  What are you doing here?" + "
Ganon:  You seem sore, Link!  After all, I received a bona fide invitation. . . from MotherBrain!  Ha, ha, ha!" + "
Kevin Keene:  Her invitation is invalid." + "
  - from A Ring and Two Triforces Chapter 11 (Act 147 of WHATSE), by yours truly", "Kevin Keene:  Tell me something, Ganon.  Why was it not you who attempted to grab the Ring?" + "
Ganon:  Because I foolishly plotted to defy Ludwig.  When I revealed that plot, Mumm-ra took my place, and I fully confessed my transgression to MotherBrain after she rightfully tortured me.  I was most unwise to oppose my wicked lords, so the honour of stealing Alberich's Ring was not mine." + "
Prince Heinrich Harkinian:  Rarely have I ever thought of stealing as being honourable." + "
  - from A Ring and Two Triforces Chapter 11 (Act 147 of WHATSE), by yours truly", "King Bowser Koopa:  Ludwig, I have decided I might want to accompany you when you go conquer the Original Universe." + "
Prince Ludwig von(Bowser)Koopa:  Certainly, Dad.  Is there some reason, or were you thinking of us sharing some quality time together?" + "
Bowser:  I'm not exactly sure.  Maybe I just enjoy seeing you oppress people.  Also, we can talk about how fun it is to be such rotten S.O.B.'s!  Ha, ha!" + "
Ludwig:  Ha, ha!  Of course, my wicked dad." + "
  - from A Ring and Two Triforces Chapter 13 (Act 149 of WHATSE), by yours truly", "Wilykat:  With enemies like ours, we sure need friends." + "
  - from A Ring and Two Triforces Chapter 13 (Act 149 of WHATSE), by yours truly", "King Kevin Keene:  (dryly) Have you come, MotherBrain, to swear subordinate loyalty to me?  If you do, I might just put you in a prison from which you can escape." + "
  - from A Ring and Two Triforces Chapter 14 (Act 150 of WHATSE), by yours truly", "King Kevin Keene:  MotherBrain's been a creep since the day she was born." + "
Prince Thomas Keene:  Does she have any redeeming qualities whatsoever?" + "
Kevin:  Give that question to a super-computer and watch it explode." + "
Thomas:  Ah.  I see." + "
  - from A Ring and Two Triforces Chapter 15 (Act 151 of WHATSE), by yours truly", "Tygra-gatinha:  What's up, Your Majesty?" + "
King Kevin Keene:  (jokingly) Well, let's hope it's not the prices!  [Everyone laughs.]" + "
  - from A Ring and Two Triforces Chapter 15 (Act 151 of WHATSE), by yours truly", "Wily-johanna:  Get your lazy butt out of bed." + "
Wily-johannes:  My lazy butt would like to get in about fifteen minutes' more worth of sleep, if you please." + "
  - from A Ring and Two Triforces Chapter 16 (Act 152 of WHATSE), by yours truly" );