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"Agahnim: (complimenting) Ganon, you're the vilest of the vile!" +
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Ganon: Thanks, Agahnim." +
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- from A Ring and Two Triforces Chapter 1 (Act 137 of WHATSE), by yours truly",
"Cerebrantonio: (at Ganon's Tower) Someone's got to tell Ganon how tacky this awful place is." +
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Link Chance: He hired an inferior decorator." +
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Kevin Keene: Ah. That would tend to explain it." +
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- from A Ring and Two Triforces Chapter 1 (Act 137 of WHATSE), by yours truly",
"Ganon: Of course, Luna did tell me she might crash some sort of insignificant little festival in Kakariko Village tomorrow." +
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Kevin Keene: Link's, Wilykit's, and my children's birthday party." +
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Ganon: (as if he has not known at all) Oh, is that it? Well, I'll be! Then it is even less significant than I thought." +
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- from A Ring and Two Triforces Chapter 1 (Act 137 of WHATSE), by yours truly",
"Link Chance: (speaking to Zelda of a recent meeting with Ganon) And those are the sweet lies that Ganon told us. Though I was sorely tempted to smash him merely for baiting us the way he did." +
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- from A Ring and Two Triforces Chapter 1 (Act 137 of WHATSE), by yours truly",
"Kevin Keene: In writing, I always go by my own philosophy: 'Who says opera has to be boring?'" +
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Link Chance: (laughs) And you make it as exciting as you can, right?" +
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- from A Ring and Two Triforces Chapter 1 (Act 137 of WHATSE), by yours truly",
"Simon Belmont: Just what we need. Ugly party crashers." +
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- from A Ring and Two Triforces Chapter 2 (Act 138 of WHATSE), by yours truly",
"Wilykit: MotherBrain, hand the Triforce to Zelda, and head back to Metroid." +
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MotherBrain: (gasps) Now, you know I can't do that!" +
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- from A Ring and Two Triforces Chapter 2 (Act 138 of WHATSE), by yours truly",
"Princess Lana Deschain: Hey! You can't do that!" +
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MotherBrain: (laughing) That's funny. It seems that we just did!" +
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- from A Ring and Two Triforces Chapter 2 (Act 138 of WHATSE), by yours truly",
"Darkwing Duck: (referring to the Brain-Team leaders) Great. Those guys are real party poopers." +
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- from A Ring and Two Triforces Chapter 2 (Act 138 of WHATSE), by yours truly",
"Ganon: But there are intruders coming. I shall personally deal with them, though you are perfectly welcome to watch." +
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Agahnim: I wouldn't miss it." +
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- from A Ring and Two Triforces Chapter 2 (Act 138 of WHATSE), by yours truly",
"Ganon: Greetings, Wilytwins and Captain N. You are intruding." +
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Wilykit: Well, good day to you, too." +
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- from A Ring and Two Triforces Chapter 2 (Act 138 of WHATSE), by yours truly",
"Wilykit: Do you intend to betray Ludwig?" +
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Ganon: (acts aghast) My beloved leader? How can you ask such a thing? (laughs cruelly) Of course I do, Thunder Kitten!" +
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- from A Ring and Two Triforces Chapter 2 (Act 138 of WHATSE), by yours truly",
"Ganon: I'll put you where you can easily reach the home of Mime, soon to be the adopted father of Wily-johanna and Wily-johannes!" +
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Wilykat: You haven't heard the last of us! We cry boo to your rotten adoption agency." +
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Ganon: Ha, ha! How amusing." +
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- from A Ring and Two Triforces Chapter 2 (Act 138 of WHATSE), by yours truly",
"Steelheart: You guys should exercise caution." +
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Zan: (flippantly) Don't worry, Steelheart! My middle name is 'Caution'!" +
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Steelheart: (sarcastically) Well, I'll be sure to make the appropriate change in the N-Team Member Database!" +
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- from A Ring and Two Triforces Chapter 3 (Act 139 of WHATSE), by yours truly",
"Steelheart: Bluegrass, I want you to get the divison leaders on the horn and ask each of them to come here with at least one other member of their group." +
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Bluegrass: (à la Ace Ventura) All rightie, then." +
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Steelheart: (warningly) Commander Steelheart does not like Ace Ventura, cowboy." +
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Bluegrass: Oops. Sorry, Commander." +
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- from A Ring and Two Triforces Chapter 3 (Act 139 of WHATSE), by yours truly",
"Kevin Keene: Listen, you evil little turtle, why don't you leave this world alone? It has its own problems." +
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Prince Ludwig von(Bowser)Koopa: Oh, I know, Captain N. I plan to exacerbate them. A Koopa must have some fun, you know." +
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Wilykit: I'd destroy you right here if it weren't for my nature." +
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- from A Ring and Two Triforces Chapter 4 (Act 140 of WHATSE), by yours truly",
"Eggplant Wizard: MotherBrain will probably blame us for this." +
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King Hippo: Oh, quit worrying!" +
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- from A Ring and Two Triforces Chapter 4 (Act 140 of WHATSE), by yours truly",
"MotherBrain: Ha, ha, ha! I did pretty good, Steelheart! I got your six pals in my trap almost without lifting a tentacle. I must advise against endangering more of your friends." +
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Steelheart: Let them go, MotherBrain." +
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MotherBrain: Oh, really! You insult your own intelligence, Commander." +
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- from A Ring and Two Triforces Chapter 5 (Act 141 of WHATSE), by yours truly",
"[Two birds enter the area, and when they have come within a metre of the group [Wilykit, Wilykat, Kevin, Thomas, and Kelly], they turn into Ludwig and Mumm-ra.]" +
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Wilykit: (in the centre of her alto register to sound like a fortune teller) I detect an evil presence." +
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Prince Ludwig von(Bowser)Koopa: (laughs) I tell you, Wilykit, you ought to be a comedian!" +
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- from A Ring and Two Triforces Chapter 6 (Act 142 of WHATSE), by yours truly",
"Wilykit: With my powerful Thunderian voice in a far-reaching heldentenor register just as powerful as my brother's, I could call the Sword of Omens here and smash in your skull, but your skull would probably be too hard for a Thunderian super-diamond to cut." +
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Prince Ludwig von(Bowser)Koopa: I thought you only ever said that about your brother." +
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- from A Ring and Two Triforces Chapter 6 (Act 142 of WHATSE), by yours truly",
"Kevin Keene: I thought you were substituting as Ganon, Mumm-ra. Why are you showing your true self outside the pyramid on this world?" +
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Mumm-ra: To show that I don't intend to insult your gargantuan intelligence." +
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Wilykat: (sarcastically) How thoughtful." +
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- from A Ring and Two Triforces Chapter 6 (Act 142 of WHATSE), by yours truly",
"Wilykit: What were you doing as birds? Isn't the sweet, lovely form demeaning to you ugly creeps?" +
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Prince Ludwig von(Bowser)Koopa: I see that being Lord of the Thunder Cats has not dulled your sharp tongue." +
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- from A Ring and Two Triforces Chapter 6 (Act 142 of WHATSE), by yours truly",
"Kevin Keene: Well, if it's not Ludwig and Larry. You seem to be spending an inordinate amount of time in the same time zone as we, you two little twerps!" +
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- from A Ring and Two Triforces Chapter 7 (Act 143 of WHATSE), by yours truly",
"Prince Thomas Keene: (boldly, in a very logical voice) I regret to inform you that you transcend all definition of ugliness, MotherBrain." +
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Prince Ludwig von(Bowser)Koopa: That is not a very intelligent thing to say, Thomas. If your father weren't around here to stop me, I'd probably do grievous harm to you for making that slanderous statement about MotherBrain." +
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Thomas: (with Vulcan serenity) That which is true is not slander, no matter how much harm it inflicts upon the parties at hand, Prince Ludwig." +
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- from A Ring and Two Triforces Chapter 7 (Act 143 of WHATSE), by yours truly",
"S-s-slithe: And we shall take proper care of Tally-Hawk, yes-s-s! Ha, ha!" +
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Mon*Star: Go ahead. You caught that rotten bird unfairly and unsquarely." +
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- from A Ring and Two Triforces Chapter 7 (Act 143 of WHATSE), by yours truly",
"Wilykat: Well, if it isn't Mumm-ra, the Ever-Decaying! You need either a new brand of embalming fluid or a really strong deodorant, pal." +
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Mumm-ra: You will pay for your comments with a thousand years' interest, Wilykat, once we have Alberich's Ring." +
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- from A Ring and Two Triforces Chapter 8 (Act 144 of WHATSE), by yours truly",
"Mumm-ra: Now, in the form of a forest bird, my dear doggie is fluttering after Siegfried and your whelps, Wilykit, to spy on them." +
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Wilykat: Hasn't that awful creature of yours been neutered yet?" +
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Wilykit: Or, better yet, muzzled?" +
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Mumm-ra: Joke while you can, Lord of the Thunder Kittens!" +
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- from A Ring and Two Triforces Chapter 8 (Act 144 of WHATSE), by yours truly",
"King Bowser Koopa: It will be pretty interesting to see what two Triforces and Alberich's Ring will do for us." +
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Prince Larry (Bowser)Koopa: Does the term 'utter invincibility' sound good enough for all of you? [The villains all laugh despicably.]" +
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- from A Ring and Two Triforces Chapter 8 (Act 144 of WHATSE), by yours truly",
"Prince Larry (Bowser)Koopa: What, my dear brother, do you predict to be the outcome of our venture?" +
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Prince Ludwig von(Bowser)Koopa: Let me look into my crystal ball. [Larry hands Ludwig a goldfish bowl (complete with water and goldfish) that is on a shelf. After regarding it for a second, Ludwig merely tosses it onto the hard floor, and thus it shatters to pieces.] Prediction: utter, unqualified success! [All the villains laugh madly.]" +
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- from A Ring and Two Triforces Chapter 8 (Act 144 of WHATSE), by yours truly",
"Prince Ludwig von(Bowser)Koopa: Why did you idiots disturb our joyous laughter?" +
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King Hippo: (handing a data padd to Ludwig) S-s-slithe asked us to come give you this message." +
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Ludwig: (reading the padd) What is this? 'Candy bars, soda pop, popcorn'?" +
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King Hippo: Oops! Wrong padd! (swipes the padd from Ludwig and hands him another) This one's my shopping list. Heh, heh!" +
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Ludwig: Cut back. You'll be wider than a blimp before you've finished eating all that." +
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- from A Ring and Two Triforces Chapter 8 (Act 144 of WHATSE), by yours truly",
"Malcolm Frink: Ha, ha! I've found some interesting files in the Hawkhaven computers." +
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Hardware: Bwah, ha, ha! Keep this up, and Mon*Star will ask if you want to join the Mob!" +
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- from A Ring and Two Triforces Chapter 9 (Act 145 of WHATSE), by yours truly",
"Mon*Star: This is the stuff that makes our job so fun! Ha, ha!" +
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- from A Ring and Two Triforces Chapter 9 (Act 145 of WHATSE), by yours truly",
"Malcolm Frink: It's so fun finding dirt on our enemies! Ha, ha!" +
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- from A Ring and Two Triforces Chapter 9 (Act 145 of WHATSE), by yours truly",
"Hardware: I hate Silver Hawks! I'll relish the day when all that's left of them is their rusted metal armour." +
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- from A Ring and Two Triforces Chapter 9 (Act 145 of WHATSE), by yours truly",
"MotherBrain: I see you managed to defeat my best efforts once again." +
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Kevin Keene: Oh, please. You merely intended to tease us, not to stop us from rescuing Tally-Hawk." +
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MotherBrain: Indeed." +
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- from A Ring and Two Triforces Chapter 9 (Act 145 of WHATSE), by yours truly",
"Luna: Now, those goody-goods will discover the definition of the term 'hostile take-over'!" +
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Mumm-ra: Indeed, they shall." +
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- from A Ring and Two Triforces Chapter 11 (Act 147 of WHATSE), by yours truly",
"Link Chance: (jumping up, his sword ready) Ganon! What are you doing here?" +
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Ganon: You seem sore, Link! After all, I received a bona fide invitation. . . from MotherBrain! Ha, ha, ha!" +
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Kevin Keene: Her invitation is invalid." +
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- from A Ring and Two Triforces Chapter 11 (Act 147 of WHATSE), by yours truly",
"Kevin Keene: Tell me something, Ganon. Why was it not you who attempted to grab the Ring?" +
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Ganon: Because I foolishly plotted to defy Ludwig. When I revealed that plot, Mumm-ra took my place, and I fully confessed my transgression to MotherBrain after she rightfully tortured me. I was most unwise to oppose my wicked lords, so the honour of stealing Alberich's Ring was not mine." +
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Prince Heinrich Harkinian: Rarely have I ever thought of stealing as being honourable." +
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- from A Ring and Two Triforces Chapter 11 (Act 147 of WHATSE), by yours truly",
"King Bowser Koopa: Ludwig, I have decided I might want to accompany you when you go conquer the Original Universe." +
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Prince Ludwig von(Bowser)Koopa: Certainly, Dad. Is there some reason, or were you thinking of us sharing some quality time together?" +
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Bowser: I'm not exactly sure. Maybe I just enjoy seeing you oppress people. Also, we can talk about how fun it is to be such rotten S.O.B.'s! Ha, ha!" +
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Ludwig: Ha, ha! Of course, my wicked dad." +
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- from A Ring and Two Triforces Chapter 13 (Act 149 of WHATSE), by yours truly",
"Wilykat: With enemies like ours, we sure need friends." +
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- from A Ring and Two Triforces Chapter 13 (Act 149 of WHATSE), by yours truly",
"King Kevin Keene: (dryly) Have you come, MotherBrain, to swear subordinate loyalty to me? If you do, I might just put you in a prison from which you can escape." +
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- from A Ring and Two Triforces Chapter 14 (Act 150 of WHATSE), by yours truly",
"King Kevin Keene: MotherBrain's been a creep since the day she was born." +
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Prince Thomas Keene: Does she have any redeeming qualities whatsoever?" +
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Kevin: Give that question to a super-computer and watch it explode." +
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Thomas: Ah. I see." +
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- from A Ring and Two Triforces Chapter 15 (Act 151 of WHATSE), by yours truly",
"Tygra-gatinha: What's up, Your Majesty?" +
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King Kevin Keene: (jokingly) Well, let's hope it's not the prices! [Everyone laughs.]" +
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- from A Ring and Two Triforces Chapter 15 (Act 151 of WHATSE), by yours truly",
"Wily-johanna: Get your lazy butt out of bed." +
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Wily-johannes: My lazy butt would like to get in about fifteen minutes' more worth of sleep, if you please." +
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- from A Ring and Two Triforces Chapter 16 (Act 152 of WHATSE), by yours truly"
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