quote[11] = new Array( "Kid Icarus:  Your High-nicus, there is an intruder in the Palace!" + "
Princess Lana Deschain:  (gasps) Simon, please find and extricate him!" + "
Simon Belmont:  Whatever you say, Your Cuteness.  [He kisses her hand and then leaves the room.]" + "
Lana:  (sighs) Kid Icarus, I'm tempted to get disinfectant.  [This amuses both her and Kid Icarus and alleviates some of their tension.]" + "
  - from Kevin's Brother Chapter 1 (Act 153 of WHATSE), by yours truly", "MotherBrain:  (to Princess Lana) King Bowser is going to love hearing how I personally caught you!  Ha, ha, ha!" + "
Eggplant Wizard:  (having captured Lana) You personally!?  But I. . ." + "
MotherBrain:  (irately) But what?!?" + "
Eggplant Wizard:  Oh, ah, nothing, Your Super-Smartness." + "
  - from Kevin's Brother Chapter 1 (Act 153 of WHATSE), by yours truly", "Simon Belmont:  (very, very unsurely) This is the way to MotherBrain's lair.  I'm sure of it." + "
MegaMan:  What if it's not?" + "
Simon:  Have confidence in me.  I'll get us through." + "
Kid Icarus:  (whispering to MegaMan) Yeah.  We probably will be through with by the time we reach MotherBrain's chamber." + "
  - from Kevin's Brother Chapter 1 (Act 153 of WHATSE), by yours truly", "Michael Keene:  You're definitely not an absent-minded professor, Dr. Wright." + "
  - from Kevin's Brother Chapter 3 (Act 155 of WHATSE), by yours truly", "Samus Aran:  It's just like MotherBrain to do some interior remodelling." + "
  - from Kevin's Brother Chapter 4 (Act 156 of WHATSE), by yours truly", "Michael Keene:  Yo, Kraid!  Can you talk?  [The creature shouts a noise in response.]" + "
Kid Icarus:  (wryly) Sorry.  We don't understand Neanderthal-icus!" + "
  - from Kevin's Brother Chapter 4 (Act 156 of WHATSE), by yours truly", "Simon Belmont:  (to Kevin) Your voice is loud enough to wake Dracula on a warm, bright summer's day." + "
  - from Kevin's Brother Chapter 4 (Act 156 of WHATSE), by yours truly", "MotherBrain:  Going so soon, guys?  Let me chat with you a moment." + "
Princess Lana Deschain Keene:  You don't chat.  You torture." + "
MotherBrain:  (amused) Ha, ha!  You should be a comedian, Lana!" + "
  - from Kevin's Brother Chapter 5 (Act 157 of WHATSE), by yours truly", "Michael Keene:  Boy, am I one stupid straight-A student." + "
  - from Kevin's Brother Chapter 5 (Act 157 of WHATSE), by yours truly", "Perry Mason:  We are searching for a person whom the police are seeking.  I'm sure you recognise me as Perry Mason.  I will advise the person that he should turn himself in." + "
Proton Brain:  No doing." + "
Electron Charge:  He is related to Lord Nuclesís.  He shall not suffer the persecution of the law.  You should appreciate that, Mr. Mason, if you are trying to get him off." + "
  - from Kevin's Brother Chapter 6 (Act 158 of WHATSE), by yours truly", "Perry Mason:  Ah, if it isn't the Atomic Imbeciles." + "
Proton Brain, Neutron Head, & Electron Charge:  (tersely and in unison) We're the Atomic Idiots!" + "
  - from Kevin's Brother Chapter 6 (Act 158 of WHATSE), by yours truly", "Charles Nuclesís:  Ha, ha!  Am I a genius or what?" + "
Jack Stannous:  You may have that delusion, Nuclesís, but you won't get away with this." + "
  - from Kevin's Brother Chapter 7 (Act 159 of WHATSE), by yours truly", "MotherBrain:  I believe that everyone is entitled to a fair trial, so I'll wait until after both sides have called Mr. Stannous as a witness for the jury trial before we take him.  After the jury has made its verdict, we shall then rescue Nuclesís if he has been found guilty." + "
  - from Kevin's Brother Chapter 7 (Act 159 of WHATSE), by yours truly", "MotherBrain:  I've always used my influence to keep my teammates and allies out of prison.  Ha, ha!" + "
  - from Kevin's Brother Chapter 7 (Act 159 of WHATSE), by yours truly", "Cerebrantonio:  Wilykat has tapped into the Brain-Team's computers.  We're about to listen in on a meeting." + "
Farfâla-leonarda:  (with an unavoidable little smirk) Sounds like fair payback for them spying on us all the time." + "
  - from Kevin's Brother Chapter 7 (Act 159 of WHATSE), by yours truly", "Prince Larry (Bowser)Koopa:  (grinning nastily) How about that one video you said I could show?" + "
Prince Ludwig von(Bowser)Koopa:  (sighs) Very well, Larry.  But if you step out of line, I'll hook you so fast your head will spin clear off your neck." + "
  - from Kevin's Brother Chapter 8 (Act 160 of WHATSE), by yours truly", "Wilykat:  He's only fifteen, and he's like us. . . ready to conquer the cosmos!" + "
Michael Keene:  (in a good-natured manner) Physically, I'm more mature than you are." + "
Wilykit:  (smiling) Hey, he can fight back!" + "
Wilykat:  (also grinning) I guess he can hang out with us, then." + "
  - from Kevin's Brother Chapter 8 (Act 160 of WHATSE), by yours truly", "Michael Keene:  Hello, Wilykat.  You're one lucky guy.  Fell enough of a distance to break every bone in a human's body." + "
Wilykat:  (grimaces) Three bones are enough." + "
  - from Kevin's Brother Chapter 9 (Act 161 of WHATSE), by yours truly", "Kevin Keene:  (sarcastically) Well, MotherBrain, I might consider thanking you for helping Lana and me come together, but you'd have to go to prison first." + "
MotherBrain:  Ha, ha!  You're a comedian, Captain N!" + "
Kevin:  Not by profession." + "
  - from Kevin's Brother Chapter 10 (Act 162 of WHATSE), by yours truly", "Perry Mason:  And no, Michael, you may not drive." + "
Michael Keene:  I didn't ask.  I know my learner's permit doesn't extend to having non-family members in the passenger seat when I drive." + "
Mason:  (smiles) Bright boy." + "
Michael:  It sucks, though." + "
  - from Kevin's Brother Chapter 10 (Act 162 of WHATSE), by yours truly", "Michael Keene:  Your father married MotherBrain?" + "
Prince Ludwig von(Bowser)Koopa:  He sure did, not long ago." + "
Michael:  Boy, talk about Addams family!  Yet, it makes sense, in a very sick way." + "
  - from Kevin's Brother Chapter 10 (Act 162 of WHATSE), by yours truly", "Princess Wendy O. (Bowser)Koopa:  As soon as my brother Ludwig gets through with his little brain-swapper machine, I shall implant my superior brain into Peach's inferior body.  Then, all will think that yours truly is Princess P.T.!" + "
Mario:  Your brain?  Superior?  Ha, ha, ha!  That's a laugh.  About the only thing it's good for is directing your hands in applying makeup!" + "
  - from Kevin's Brother Chapter 10 (Act 162 of WHATSE), by yours truly", "Princess Lana Deschain:  And I have to judge Kevin's case.  Unfortunately, there's no other superior judge willing to handle it.  They have all deferred to my judicial authority, which is their polite way of dumping the case into my lap." + "
  - from Kevin's Brother Chapter 10 (Act 162 of WHATSE), by yours truly", "Princess Lana Deschain:  Simon, meet Kevin's younger brother, Michael." + "
Simon Belmont:  Oh, my God!  There's two of him!" + "
  - from Kevin's Brother Chapter 10 (Act 162 of WHATSE), by yours truly", "Michael Keene:  The way to Simon's heart is through his ego.  Get there, and you're home free." + "
  - from Kevin's Brother Chapter 10 (Act 162 of WHATSE), by yours truly", "Michael Keene:  You don't always have to shoot everything in sight, and sometimes it's unwise to shoot something." + "
Kevin Keene:  Words of wisdom.  Yeah.  When I first played this game, I once shot one of the self-propelling killer bullets.  It exploded, of course, and knocked me into a bottomless pit!  One more MegaMan down." + "
Michael:  (laughing good-naturedly) You always were a bit trigger-happy." + "
  - from Kevin's Brother Chapter 11 (Act 163 of WHATSE), by yours truly", "MegaMan:  Kevin, we've picked up something in MegaLand where Dr. Wily seems to have a new fortress.  [Kevin sighs.]" + "
Michael Keene:  I wonder if those things are prefabricated." + "
Kevin Keene:  Yeah.  We destroy one, and he quickly builds another.  Just like all he has to do is to plant seeds and add water for instant castle.  Of course, he does have an army of robots." + "
  - from Kevin's Brother Chapter 11 (Act 163 of WHATSE), by yours truly", "Wilykit:  That's Skull Castle?  Looks like Wily could take some decorating lessons from the Mutants!" + "
  - from Kevin's Brother Chapter 11 (Act 163 of WHATSE), by yours truly", "Michael Keene:  Is this your idea of a joke?" + "
Dr. Wily:  (smiling in amusement) It wasn't originally, but I have to admit it was rather amusing seeing you fall for my hologram floors!" + "
  - from Kevin's Brother Chapter 12 (Act 164 of WHATSE), by yours truly", "Ned and Cheryl Keene:  (simultaneously) Kevin, Michael, stop them!  Don't worry about us!" + "
Dr. Wily:  (exasperated) Silence!  Mad scientists' captives do not address their rescuers through the mad scientist's holographic projector!" + "
Ned Keene:  (smiling wryly) Times change." + "
  - from Kevin's Brother Chapter 12 (Act 164 of WHATSE), by yours truly", "CutMan:  (with the wry quality that was a part of his programming) This is a restricted area.  Either come quietly, or we'll slice-and-dice you!" + "
  - from Kevin's Brother Chapter 13 (Act 165 of WHATSE), by yours truly", "ElecMan:  Dr. Wily always likes his captives to be reasonable." + "
  - from Kevin's Brother Chapter 13 (Act 165 of WHATSE), by yours truly", "Kevin Keene:  Are you okay back there?" + "
Ned Keene:  Just a little shaken, not stirred." + "
  - from Kevin's Brother Chapter 16 (Act 168 of WHATSE), by yours truly", "Liquidator:  (genially) Well, howdy, Wilykit!" + "
Wilykit:  Don't you 'Well, howdy' me, Liquidator!" + "
  - from Kevin's Brother Chapter 17 (Act 169 of WHATSE), by yours truly", "MotherBrain:  Learning from one's mistakes is important in any profession, including villainy." + "
  - from Kevin's Brother Chapter 18 (Act 170 of WHATSE), by yours truly", "S-s-slithe:  Welcome to the party, Thunder Kitties!  And I see you brought your guests from the starship, too.  I am very honoured." + "
Cheetara:  Save it and get packing." + "
  - from Kevin's Brother Chapter 19 (Act 171 of WHATSE), by yours truly", "Wilykit:  MotherBrain!?" + "
MotherBrain:  (smiling wickedly) Right first time, Wilykit!" + "
Wilykit:  Well, I easily remember faces and names.  In your case, it would be very difficult to forget either one." + "
MotherBrain:  My beauty is that stunning, is it?" + "
Wilykit:  (wryly) The term 'stunning' is very appropriate." + "
  - from Kevin's Brother Chapter 20 (Act 172 of WHATSE), by yours truly", "Prince Ludwig von(Bowser)Koopa:  Commander Chakotay, there can be peace between my new empire and the Federation." + "
Cheetara:  I bet that's only if they submit to become a piece of your empire." + "
Ludwig:  But think of the advantages.  With the galaxy unified under my rule, all worthy planets, including Earth, will prosper, and there will be peace." + "
Wilykit:  Maintained in the fashion Emperor Palpatine used in the Star Wars movies Michael showed me?  Not my idea of peace." + "
  - from Kevin's Brother Chapter 20 (Act 172 of WHATSE), by yours truly", "Captain Kathryn Janeway:  (speaking of the Plundarrians) I take it they're very unpleasant people." + "
Lion-O:  I doubt you can avoid discovering that for yourself for much longer.  They have this tendency to uncordially greet newcomers such as you." + "
  - from Kevin's Brother Chapter 20 (Act 172 of WHATSE), by yours truly", "Aluro:  There!  Now, we have disruptor power with the Vari Cannon." + "
Luna:  Good.  Let's give the Federation ship a scalding warm welcome." + "
  - from Kevin's Brother Chapter 20 (Act 172 of WHATSE), by yours truly", "Michael Keene:  Let them go, Plundarrians.  They don't wish you any harm." + "
S-s-slithe:  Maybe not.  However, we wish them much harm!  Heh!" + "
  - from Kevin's Brother Chapter 20 (Act 172 of WHATSE), by yours truly", "Luna:  Ludwig and MotherBrain can perform any wicked doing.  With our help, of course." + "
  - from Kevin's Brother Chapter 20 (Act 172 of WHATSE), by yours truly", "Wilykat:  Wilykit, listen to us.  We sound like a couple of children arguing.  Don't you agree?" + "
Wilykit:  Yeah, I guess so.  (grins slyly) So, what're you going to do about it?" + "
  - from Kevin's Brother Chapter 20 (Act 172 of WHATSE), by yours truly", "Kevin Keene:  A Ludwig from another universe.  And with Q-powers?" + "
Michael Keene:  I know.  That is not a very pleasant prospect." + "
Kevin:  (laughs humourlessly) Michael Andrew Keene, entitled Commander N, that is a very terrible prospect!" + "
  - from Kevin's Brother Chapter 21 (Act 173 of WHATSE), by yours truly", "Kevin Keene:  Luna was probably infuriated." + "
Michael Keene:  (laughing) Luna gets infurated from the noise a paper clip makes when it falls on a pillow!" + "
  - from Kevin's Brother Chapter 21 (Act 173 of WHATSE), by yours truly", "Mon*Star:  Those Silver Hawks are a real annoyance, Yes-Man." + "
Yes-Man:  An annoyance!  Ooh, yes!" + "
Mon*Star:  We need to find a way to burn them out!" + "
Yes-Man:  Burn them out!  Certainly, boss!" + "
Mon*Star:  And then I need to find someone to give you lessons on not doing that all the time!!" + "
Yes-Man:  (gulps) Understood, boss." + "
  - from Kevin's Brother Chapter 21 (Act 173 of WHATSE), by yours truly", "MotherBrain:  Wonderful!  This means we'll be having a cat-crushing party!" + "
King Hippo:  Great!  I'll bring the punch!  [When he swings his fist for emphasis, though, he smacks Eggplant Wizard in the head inadvertently.  The purple, cyclopean vegetable falls on his back, and several veggies pop out of him.]  Ah, oops!" + "
Eggplant Wizard:  (getting up) Hey, watch where you're swinging your fist, you fat slob!" + "
King Hippo:  Watch who you're callin' a fat slob, you overgrown carrot-head!" + "
MotherBrain:  (irately) Shut up!!" + "
Eggplant and Hippo:  (in unison) Yes, MotherBrain." + "
  - from Kevin's Brother Chapter 21 (Act 173 of WHATSE), by yours truly", "Hardware:  Get ready to savour your victory, boss!  Hmm, hmm!" + "
Mon*Star:  (with a measured degree of impatience) Just do it, Hardware!" + "
  - from Kevin's Brother Chapter 22 (Act 174 of WHATSE), by yours truly", "Buzz-Saw:  Mon*Star!  A car is shooting out of the shield!" + "
Mon*Star:  What?  Who?" + "
Buzz-Saw:  Captain N!" + "
Melodia:  (readies her Sound Smasher) Well, then, I'll rock and roll that California dude!  Ha, ha!" + "
  - from Kevin's Brother Chapter 22 (Act 174 of WHATSE), by yours truly", "[Kevin's car swerves just in time to avoid hitting Sky Runner.]" + "
Mon*Star:  Hey!  Teenage flyer!!" + "
Yes-Man:  Boss!  Look out!" + "
Mon*Star:  (turns back in the direction from which Kevin had come; screaming) Blaaah!  [The Limbo Limo ploughs into Sky Runner.]" + "
Kevin Keene:  Yes!" + "
Michael Keene:  (joking) Keep that up, and you'll get your driver's licence suspended!" + "
  - from Kevin's Brother Chapter 22 (Act 174 of WHATSE), by yours truly", "Mo-Lec-U-Lar:  Our new tar is designed to keep even Steeltwins immobile until we blow your butts to kingdom come with a photon torpedo." + "
  - from Kevin's Brother Chapter 22 (Act 174 of WHATSE), by yours truly", "Wilykit:  (unsuccessfully trying to mask her great concern) Why haven't they called us back?" + "
Wilykat:  Hey, I'm sure they're okay." + "
Wilykit:  (sincerely) You're lying, but thank you for trying to cheer me up." + "
  - from Kevin's Brother Chapter 22 (Act 174 of WHATSE), by yours truly", "Wilykit:  (to the recently arrested Mon*Star) I suggest you be silent before you incriminate yourself, unless you wish to beg for the mercy of the court." + "
Mon*Star:  I don't need any stinking mercy!  I'll be out next week!" + "
Wilykit:  That remains to be seen." + "
  - from Kevin's Brother Chapter 22 (Act 174 of WHATSE), by yours truly", "Eggplant Wizard:  Ooh, Ludwig will be pleased with all this info." + "
King Hippo:  He darn well sure oughta be!  I wonder what the Federation does with its prisoners." + "
Eggplant Wizard:  If they even take prisoners.  [They both shudder at this.]" + "
  - from Kevin's Brother Chapter 22 (Act 174 of WHATSE), by yours truly", "MotherBrain:  May I order a flood to be delivered express - say, airmail - to the Tower of Omens?" + "
Liquidator:  Yes, and for a limited time only, it's absolutely free, with no sales tax or shipping and handling!  Hee, hee!  The Liquidator brand shall soak those Thunder Kitties within the quarter-hour!" + "
  - from Kevin's Brother Chapter 22 (Act 174 of WHATSE), by yours truly", "Windhammer:  These pitiful third-Earthlings have yet to see true meteorological mayhem!" + "
  - from Kevin's Brother Chapter 23 (Act 175 of WHATSE), by yours truly", "Liquidator:  This is guaranteed to chase everyone off the planet. . . everyone that MotherBrain will permit to leave, that is!  Ha, ha, ha!" + "
  - from Kevin's Brother Chapter 23 (Act 175 of WHATSE), by yours truly", "Liquidator:  (irately) The Brain-Team is the superior brand." + "
Darkwing Duck:  (smugly) Not anymore.  [He fires a cement capsule into Liquidator's body, but [Liquidator's] body throws out the cement.]  What!?" + "
Liquidator:  The Liquidator brand can survive any smear campaign, Darkwing." + "
MegaMan:  How about a cold reception?  [He shoots Liquidator with an IceRay blast.]." + "
Liquidator:  Yaah!  Do not refreeze!  [Liquidator freezes solid.]" + "
  - from Kevin's Brother Chapter 23 (Act 175 of WHATSE), by yours truly", "Windhammer:  (as Steelwill grabs him) Hey!  Why am I not free to go?" + "
Steelwill:  You committed crimes, buster.  You're under arrest.  Do you know your rights?" + "
Windhammer:  I darn well do!  I hear them every week, it seems." + "
  - from Kevin's Brother Chapter 23 (Act 175 of WHATSE), by yours truly", "Liquidator:  (angrily) You will pay for this!" + "
[Grinning, Michael extracts a silver-pound coin from his pocket and puts it in Liquidator's frozen hand.]" + "
Michael Keene:  Here ya go!  Keep it for your lawyer fees!  Ha, ha!" + "
  - from Kevin's Brother Chapter 23 (Act 175 of WHATSE), by yours truly", "Michael Keene:  Well, if it isn't MotherBrain's pet dragon!  (draws his Zapper) Or, rather, some cheap facsimile of him." + "
Ridley clone:  Ha, ha!  You're pretty good, but you shall soon see that I am not cheap." + "
  - from Kevin's Brother Chapter 23 (Act 175 of WHATSE), by yours truly", "Kevin Keene:  (speaking of Eggplant Wizard and King Hippo) Those two are pretty stupid.  I don't know why MotherBrain employs them, except that they work for free.  Of course, that also applies to Ridley, who is almost as despicable as she is." + "
  - from Kevin's Brother Chapter 24 (Act 176 of WHATSE), by yours truly", "Eggplant Wizard:  Please don't hurt us!  MamaBrain and Ludwig told us to do it!  They told us. . ." + "
King Hippo:  Hush up before you spill the beans, you idiot!" + "
  - from Kevin's Brother Chapter 24 (Act 176 of WHATSE), by yours truly", "MotherBrain:  Feast your eyes on my lovely home!  Ha, ha!" + "
Wilykat:  I've seen lovelier homes on turtles' backs!" + "
MotherBrain:  I heard that, you flippant Thunder Brat!!" + "
  - from Kevin's Brother Chapter 24 (Act 176 of WHATSE), by yours truly", "Mouser:  This place is going to blow like fireworks in New York City on the Fourth of July on Mario's earth!" + "
  - from Kevin's Brother Chapter 24 (Act 176 of WHATSE), by yours truly", "Wilykat:  If you were any nuttier, the squirrels would be gathering around you." + "
  - from Kevin's Brother Chapter 24 (Act 176 of WHATSE), by yours truly", "Electron Charge:  What is that thing?  It's so tiny, and it only cost, like, ten pence at Quark Shack!" + "
Charles Nuclesís:  Ah, but cost and size mean little.  It's because I know these complex truths that I am the boss, while you are but my ignorant servants." + "
  - from Kevin's Brother Chapter 25 (Act 177 of WHATSE), by yours truly", "Neutron Head:  Blast!  They have us!" + "
Wilykat:  Finally, the villains realise it!" + "
  - from Kevin's Brother Chapter 25 (Act 177 of WHATSE), by yours truly", "Steelheart:  (speaking of Luna) She used to be a major pain in the neck.  Now, she is a charismatic leader and a major pain in the neck." + "
  - from Kevin's Brother Chapter 26 (Act 178 of WHATSE), by yours truly", "Steelheart:  Vultureman has a choice.  Either he gives a sworn statement, or he is under arrest, too." + "
Vultureman:  Caw!  I'll give you your statement, caw!  Just don't lock me up!" + "
Steelheart:  Very well." + "
Smithsamuel:  (to Vultureman) You cowardly wretch." + "
  - from Kevin's Brother Chapter 26 (Act 178 of WHATSE), by yours truly", "Vultureman:  Caw!  MotherBrain!  Caw!  What. . . what is it?" + "
MotherBrain:  I should've stopped your little plot before you got into trouble!" + "
Vultureman:  (innocently) What little plot?" + "
MotherBrain:  Don't try to pull the feathers over my omniscient eyes, you idiot!" + "
  - from Kevin's Brother Chapter 26 (Act 178 of WHATSE), by yours truly", "MotherBrain:  You may have weaselled your way out of being punished by Thunderian law, but I ain't through with you yet!" + "
  - from Kevin's Brother Chapter 26 (Act 178 of WHATSE), by yours truly", "Luna:  You disgraceful idiot.  I don't know why S-s-slithe keeps you around here." + "
Vultureman:  Oh, come off it, Luna.  You wanted this little coup to succeed." + "
Luna:  Yes!!  And it failed!!" + "
Vultureman:  Well, what did you do to ensure its success?  [He grins wickedly when Luna finds she cannot answer.]  Exactly, caw!  So, Luna, let's keep this little fiasco from S-s-slithe, for both our sakes." + "
  - from Kevin's Brother Chapter 26 (Act 178 of WHATSE), by yours truly", "Kevin Kevin Keene:  Thank you for being straightforward with me for once, MotherBrain." + "
MotherBrain:  It was my pleasure, Your Majesty." + "
Kevin:  And MotherBrain?" + "
MotherBrain:  Yes?" + "
Kevin:  Drop the act.  This is more nauseating than you showing your true feelings for me." + "
MotherBrain:  Hee, hee, hee!  Oh, well!" + "
  - from Kevin's Brother Chapter 27 (Act 179 of WHATSE), by yours truly", "Skeletor:  I sensed a great and powerful villain from your universe, and I want to contact her.  I have a problem with which she may be able to help me." + "
[Everyone frowns.  Their captor knows of MotherBrain.]" + "
Cerebraguillaume:  (brashly) She doesn't like two-bit shoe-ins.  Unless you like to be zapped or shocked several times a day." + "
Skeletor:  Well!  Feisty, aren't you?" + "
  - from Kevin's Brother Chapter 27 (Act 179 of WHATSE), by yours truly", "Steelheart:  Skeletor must have the same inferior decorator as Mon*Star.  I note the same lack of taste in Brim*Star Fortress." + "
Princess Kelly Keene:  Oh, well.  I know I wouldn't hire the guy to renovate the Palace of Power." + "
Steelheart:  Intelligent decision." + "
  - from Kevin's Brother Chapter 27 (Act 179 of WHATSE), by yours truly", "Malcolm Frink:  What about He-Man?  He's bound to muscle in." + "
MotherBrain:  I hope so, Mr. Frink.  When he meets me, he'll be in way over his head!  Ha, ha, ha!" + "
  - from Kevin's Brother Chapter 28 (Act 180 of WHATSE), by yours truly", "Quicksilver:  (speaking of Kevin) He needs to appoint judges to do this.  It's not fair for him to have to preside over every capital case." + "
Perry Mason:  Try telling him that, Quick.  And try telling Lana that.  You'd probably have an easier time trying to convince them to stop running after the Brain-Team." + "
  - from Kevin's Brother Chapter 28 (Act 180 of WHATSE), by yours truly", "MotherBrain:  Greetings, Skeletor!  I am Queen MotherBrain Koopa." + "
Skeletor:  Well, well!  Just the lady I've been wanting to meet." + "
MotherBrain:  (acting pleasantly surprised) Well!  I'm glad I found a way to contact you!  I understand that you've got a problem with rippling muscles and a sword." + "
  - from Kevin's Brother Chapter 28 (Act 180 of WHATSE), by yours truly", "Skeletor:  The prison door looked ripped out to me.  The only one strong enough to do that is He-Man, to the best of my knowledge." + "
MotherBrain:  Steelheart, the lady in the dark blue metal suit, would also be strong enough to do that.  Though I'm not sure the term 'lady' is the best to describe her." + "
  - from Kevin's Brother Chapter 28 (Act 180 of WHATSE), by yours truly", "Malcolm Frink:  I always rooted for Skeletor myself, but that muscle-bound hero He-Man kept whopping him." + "
  - from Kevin's Brother Chapter 28 (Act 180 of WHATSE), by yours truly", "MotherBrain:  Just look at those do-gooders, stuffin' chocolate cake in their faces!" + "
Skeletor:  It appears they require some excitement." + "
MotherBrain:  Certainly.  It also appears that it will be up to us to provide it!" + "
  - from Kevin's Brother Chapter 28 (Act 180 of WHATSE), by yours truly", "King Kevin Keene:  (gasps) Snake Mountain!  (frowns) Now, I'm a little jealous.  My brother's in He-Man's world, and I'm not." + "
  - from Kevin's Brother Chapter 28 (Act 180 of WHATSE), by yours truly", "King Kevin Keene:  Wonderful.  Skeletor and MotherBrain could make a powerful combination." + "
Jean-Léonard Picard and Ken Malanski:  (in unison) Well, no kidding!" + "
  - from Kevin's Brother Chapter 28 (Act 180 of WHATSE), by yours truly", "Skeletor:  Now that I have the assistance of MotherBrain, it won't be long before He-Man is destroyed and King Randor is thrown in the jail of his own palace." + "
Cerebraguillaume:  (indicates Mega Volt) Well, if you're looking for her best and greatest, it's sure not Sparkie here." + "
Mega Volt:  Ooh!  [Sparks crackle from his plug hat and the plug in his chest.]  Don't call me 'Sparkie'!!" + "
  - from Kevin's Brother Chapter 28 (Act 180 of WHATSE), by yours truly", "Skeletor:  Mega Volt?  What's wrong?" + "
Mega Volt:  No one calls me 'Sparkie' and escapes without a charge!" + "
  - from Kevin's Brother Chapter 28 (Act 180 of WHATSE), by yours truly", "Skeletor:  Blasted Thunder Cats.  You're as pesky as He-Man!" + "
Cerebraguillaume:  Well, you're as pesky as MotherBrain!" + "
  - from Kevin's Brother Chapter 28 (Act 180 of WHATSE), by yours truly", "Cerebrantonio:  Skeletor and Beast Man showed up with Hardware and Mega Volt, two of MotherBrain's associates in the business of villainy.  They took some licks and transported back to Snake Mountain." + "
Teela:  I see.  Did they have a purpose in coming?" + "
Cerebraguillaume:  Probably just to try to swell their egos." + "
  - from Kevin's Brother Chapter 28 (Act 180 of WHATSE), by yours truly", "Steelheart:  Darkwing Duck, the leader, is one egocentric character.  He's quite concerned with his reputation as a hero.  However, his quality as a crime-fighter is noteworthy, as he has successfully apprehended several criminals with minimal property damage." + "
  - from Kevin's Brother Chapter 29 (Act 181 of WHATSE), by yours truly", "Quicksilver:  Well, I am going to Hawkhaven.  I refuse to let Will get all the night duties." + "
Kevin:  (joking) I'm sure he'll be absolutely heartbroken." + "
Quicksilver:  Indeed." + "
  - from Kevin's Brother Chapter 30 (Act 182 of WHATSE), by yours truly", "Prince Ludwig von(Bowser)Koopa:  We have constructed a plot so vile that both N-Teams will be shuddering so much with revulsion that they won't know what to do!  Ha, ha!" + "
King Hippo:  Ooh, goody!  We're going to steal their tinkertoys!" + "
Ludwig:  No, you idiot!  [He shoots King Hippo with a blast that knocks him on top of Eggplant Wizard.]  Remain silent, King Hippo, until you are bidden to speak!" + "
  - from Kevin's Brother Chapter 31 (Act 183 of WHATSE), by yours truly", "[A large warp opens.  Hardware comes through.]" + "
Hardware:  (most ingratiatingly) The great MotherBrain requesteth permission to board Your Excellency's ship, O Emperor Ludwig.  [Amused, Mon*Star smiles ear-to-ear underneath his armour.]" + "
Prince Ludwig von(Bowser)Koopa:  Permission granted." + "
Hardware:  She also requesteth permission to bring two guests:  the Dark Lord Skeletor and Evil-Lyn, the Sorceress of Night." + "
Ludwig:  She has my permission to bring them as well, Hardware." + "
Hardware:  Oh, Your Excellency is indeed most gracious!  [He returns through the warp.]" + "
Ludwig:  Mon*Star, I might suggest that, at your earliest convenience, you remind Hardware that this manner of behaviour will not serve to augment his salary." + "
Mon*Star:  (holding back laughter) Certainly." + "
  - from Kevin's Brother Chapter 32 (Act 184 of WHATSE), by yours truly", "Quicksilver:  Nuclesís is more powerfully built.  His size is not from corpulence, though it is obvious that he eats well." + "
  - from Kevin's Brother Chapter 32 (Act 184 of WHATSE), by yours truly", "Prince Heinrich Harkinian:  (facing off with four of Ganon's skeleton warriors) I shall confront you if you attempt to take any Kokiri folk against his or her will.  [The Stalfi look at each other, and then they break out into hysterical laughter.]" + "
Stalfos Leader:  Get serious!  You are outnumbered!" + "
Heinrich:  That never stopped my father, and it won't stop me.  Especially not against four of Ganon's lowliest labour." + "
Stalfos Leader:  Ooh, methinketh that Thy Highness doth verily ask for it!  Attack!" + "
  - from Kevin's Brother Chapter 33 (Act 185 of WHATSE), by yours truly", "Ganon:  There are now monsters throughout Hyrule's Overworld.  They'll burn crops and steal candy from babies!  Hee, hee!" + "
Skeletor:  Sounds nice.  Like my kind of people!  Heh, heh!" + "
  - from Kevin's Brother Chapter 34 (Act 186 of WHATSE), by yours truly", "[The villains [MotherBrain, Ludwig, Larry, Mumm-ra, and Malcolm] survey the bleak landscape and the remains of Barad-dûr.]" + "
Malcolm Frink:  (somewhat sarcastically) Sauron's realm is a most charming place." + "
Mumm-ra:  Indeed.  This does make my tomb seem like a summer paradise." + "
  - from Kevin's Brother Chapter 35 (Act 187 of WHATSE), by yours truly", "MotherBrain:  Our do-gooding enemies wrongfully hold sway over the universe, and we are on the verge of changing that." + "
  - from Kevin's Brother Chapter 35 (Act 187 of WHATSE), by yours truly", "Ganon:  My monsters will have a whole slew of field days!  Ha, ha!" + "
  - from Kevin's Brother Chapter 36 (Act 188 of WHATSE), by yours truly", "Mer-Man:  You weren't due back for another twelve hours!" + "
Skeletor:  The hour at which I choose to return is mine to decide, Mer-Man." + "
  - from Kevin's Brother Chapter 36 (Act 188 of WHATSE), by yours truly", "Trap Jaw:  (referring to the Fright Zone, the Evil Horde's lair) I still don't like the idea of visiting that. . . that place!" + "
Beast Man:  It gives me the creeps." + "
Skeletor:  Well, I can understand that.  It is certainly full of them." + "
  - from Kevin's Brother Chapter 36 (Act 188 of WHATSE), by yours truly", "Hordak:  Why can't we quash that stupid Rebellion and smash She-ra?  (snorts) We are the best that the Horde has to offer!" + "
Mantenna:  (reluctantly) Well. . . ah. . . maybe we're. . . not." + "
Hordak:  Well, in your case, Mantenna, I expect that could be true.  But not in my case!" + "
  - from Kevin's Brother Chapter 36 (Act 188 of WHATSE), by yours truly", "Skeletor:  Wake up and smell the noxious fumes, Hordak!" + "
  - from Kevin's Brother Chapter 36 (Act 188 of WHATSE), by yours truly", "MotherBrain:  We will crush this Rebellion and then conquer Eternia.  Afterwards, I have a pal who could use the Horde's assistance in conquering his world, so I shall give it to him." + "
Skeletor:  I am acquainted with this friend of hers.  In fact, I suggested the Horde help." + "
Hordak:  (thinking to himself) Oh, no.  A new potential fiasco presents itself." + "
  - from Kevin's Brother Chapter 38 (Act 190 of WHATSE), by yours truly", "Imp:  Let go of me!" + "
Michael Keene:  Why, so you can run home to Hordak and Mother Inferior to tell them about what's going on here?  Not a chance!" + "
  - from Kevin's Brother Chapter 38 (Act 190 of WHATSE), by yours truly", "Michael Keene:  Guys, I'd like you to meet Hordak's little spy, Imp." + "
Imp:  Let me go, you big bully!" + "
Cerebrantonio:  Hordak's spy, huh?  Where did you find him?" + "
Michael:  In Bright Moon.  Natalia and I sensed his presence.  Fortunately, his evil is not matched by his puny stature." + "
Imp:  Mock my size, do you?  Just you wait until Hordak gets his hands on you!" + "
  - from Kevin's Brother Chapter 38 (Act 190 of WHATSE), by yours truly", "Cerebrantonio:  Guard, we have here a small prisoner." + "
Imp:  I am not small!  I am Hordak's most valuable associate!" + "
Michael Keene:  You are his nefarious spy.  Guard, despite his diminutive size, this person is very insidious and must be kept under constant surveillance." + "
  - from Kevin's Brother Chapter 38 (Act 190 of WHATSE), by yours truly", "She-Ra:  Why don't you all return to Horde World and leave the rest of the universe alone?" + "
Hordak:  What, and give up our fun?" + "
  - from Kevin's Brother Chapter 38 (Act 190 of WHATSE), by yours truly", "She-Ra:  Hey!" + "
He-Man:  What's this?" + "
Skeletor:  Well, congratulations!  It appears you found our trap!" + "
  - from Kevin's Brother Chapter 38 (Act 190 of WHATSE), by yours truly", "Michael Keene:  You are one despicable. . . ugh!" + "
MotherBrain:  I am a stinker, ain't I?" + "
Michael:  Don't even go there!  I don't know how, but I absolutely hate you, and I haven't even known you a week." + "
MotherBrain:  Well, kid, I do have that effect on people on your side." + "
  - from Kevin's Brother Chapter 38 (Act 190 of WHATSE), by yours truly", "Skeletor:  He-Man, my old friend!  I hope you're enjoying your stay.  [He-Man merely scowls without replying vocally.]  Heh, heh!  I take that as a no." + "
  - from Kevin's Brother Chapter 39 (Act 191 of WHATSE), by yours truly", "Prince Ludwig von(Bowser)Koopa:  Eggplant Wizard and King Hippo, come now." + "
Skeletor:  I hope they're not as incompetent as Beast Man." + "
Ludwig: They're more so, but I must give them a task to keep them out of my hair." + "
  - from Kevin's Brother Chapter 39 (Act 191 of WHATSE), by yours truly", "MotherBrain:  (all too pleasantly) Greetings, people of Eternia and of Etheria!  I am the beautiful villainess MotherBrain.  Any that openly disagrees with the most veracious statement that I am beautiful, by the way, shall be punished in appropriately barbaric ways." + "
  - from Kevin's Brother Chapter 39 (Act 191 of WHATSE), by yours truly", "Horde Trooper:  MotherBrain, we have entered the room and taken them prisoner.  We had to send in fifty troops just to subdue them, since you told us not to even stun them." + "
MotherBrain:  Very well.  Escort them out." + "
Horde Trooper:  Certainly." + "
She-Ra:  (outraged) Gee, you didn't just have them go in and shoot up everyone?" + "
MotherBrain:  My dear, calm down please.  Displaying such fury does not befit a princess of your standing." + "
  - from Kevin's Brother Chapter 40 (Act 192 of WHATSE), by yours truly", "Prince Ludwig von(Bowser)Koopa:  Well, congratulations.  You good guys have just won the prize for getting me really ticked!" + "
  - from Kevin's Brother Chapter 40 (Act 192 of WHATSE), by yours truly", "Michael Keene:  I value lives more than secrets, Your Highness." + "
Prince Ludwig von(Bowser)Koopa:  Ah, spoken like a true hero!  I must admit that there is some intangible something that I almost admire about you nauseatingly noble people." + "
  - from Kevin's Brother Chapter 40 (Act 192 of WHATSE), by yours truly", "Hamilton Burger:  (referring to Nuclesís) A century in the clink seems sufficient to mend his wicked ways." + "
  - from Kevin's Brother Chapter 40 (Act 192 of WHATSE), by yours truly" );