quote[13] = new Array( "Prince Ludwig von(Bowser)Koopa: Avarice is always a worthy cause." + "
- from MotherBrain's Treachery (a new Section of WHATSE), by yours truly", "Ash Ketchum: Don't you have anything better to do than steal Pokémon?" + "
James: Of course not." + "
- from MotherBrain's Treachery (a new Section of WHATSE), by yours truly", "Steelwill: (referring to Dr. Wily) This guy really needs an interior decorator." + "
Prince Thomas Keene: He also needs a change in loyalties. But I doubt that either one would interest him." + "
- from MotherBrain's Treachery (a new Section of WHATSE), by yours truly", "Prince Thomas Keene: Your intro is about as lame as Darkwing Duck's." + "
James: (incensed) And who are you to criticise our introduction?" + "
Thomas: I am Thomas Keene, prince of VideoLand and Game Master in training. That gives me every right to criticise your introduction." + "
- from MotherBrain's Treachery (a new Section of WHATSE), by yours truly", "Prince Thomas Keene: I see you stole and altered James and Jessie's routine." + "
Dr. Wily: As far as I know, that's no crime." + "
Thomas: (with a smile) Oh, my dad could probably make it a crime. For that matter, even I probably could. But that's quite trivial, isn't it?" + "
- from MotherBrain's Treachery (a new Section of WHATSE), by yours truly", "Prince Thomas Keene: What's this latest conglomeration of parts, Doc?" + "
MegaMan: Probably just another tank for me to smash. And then what? Try to fly rings around me in your saucer? You're quite predictable, Wily." + "
Dr. Wily: How delightfully jocular of you, MegaMan. It is a tank, of course, but I'm afraid it is impervious to your weapons. However, I submit that you are not impervious to the tank's attacks! Ha, ha!" + "
- from MotherBrain's Treachery (a new Section of WHATSE), by yours truly", "Prince Thomas Keene: They may be losers, but they didn't deserve to have the castle come down on them." + "
James: Did you just call us losers?" + "
Misty: If the shoe fits, wear it." + "
Jessie: Nothing makes us angrier than being told the truth!" + "
- from MotherBrain's Treachery (a new Section of WHATSE), by yours truly", "Ganon: Ludwig, was that message sent?" + "
Prince Ludwig von(Bowser)Koopa: Sent, yes. (grins wickedly) Received? Well, that's a different matter entirely!" + "
- from MotherBrain's Treachery (a new Section of WHATSE), by yours truly", "Ganon: Are you surrendering?" + "
Princess Kelly Keene: Don't derive too much pleasure from it, piggy." + "
- from MotherBrain's Treachery (a new Section of WHATSE), by yours truly", "Ganon: Very soon, all of Hyrule shall come to know and fear the extent of my power." + "
Skeletor: Don't you mean Ludwig's power?" + "
Ganon: (snorts) A minor technicality." + "
- from MotherBrain's Treachery (a new Section of WHATSE), by yours truly", "Scarlet: I'm the head of Shinra Weapons Development. Our company is certainly not new to hostile take-overs." + "
- from MotherBrain's Treachery (a new Section of WHATSE), by yours truly", "Heidegger: Allow me to introduce our three chief Turks: Tseng, Reno, and Rude. They will have the pleasure of providing your untimely demise whilst we escape. There is no longer anything you can do to stop Shinra Number Twenty, this rocket." + "
Scarlet: Don't worry. President Shinra will inform the king that Soldier attempted to stop Ganon's army and saw you three killed in the line of duty. He'll be heartbroken, of course, but the fact that we tried to stop Ganon from launching the stolen rocket should console him some." + "
Princess Liselotte Harkinian: Stolen, eh? Interesting how Shinra considers a rocket stolen when Ganon transferred precisely 657 million rupees from his account to Shinra's accounts receivable." + "
- from MotherBrain's Treachery (a new Section of WHATSE), by yours truly", "MotherBrain: Those heroes are too clever for their own good. We go to all this trouble to cause devastation, and they ruin it all!" + "
- from MotherBrain's Treachery (a new Section of WHATSE), by yours truly", "MotherBrain: This is my fault. . . and whenever I'm to blame, I always feel obligated to punish the appropriate party. [She hits an intercom key.] Eggplant! Hippo! Get up here now! [A couple of seconds later, the door opens, admitting the two simpletons.] All right, you buffoons! You are to blame for this latest fiasco." + "
- from MotherBrain's Treachery (a new Section of WHATSE), by yours truly", "Eggplant Wizard: (pointing to Skeletor) Won't you punish him, too?" + "
MotherBrain: Of course. Skeletor, for you punishment, you are hereby assigned the unpleasant task of blasting Eggplant Wizard mercilessly." + "
Eggplant Wizard: What!?" + "
Skeletor: A most interesting punishment. I will certainly suffer greatly. And if you believe that, I'll sell you a bridge! Heh, heh! [He shoots Eggplant Wizard with a continuous beam from his staff.]" + "
Eggplant Wizard: (popping out many veggies) Yaah!" + "
Skeletor: I'm suffering already. [With his beam, he lifts the incompetent vegetable sorcerer into the air, and then he swings his staff back and forth. This causes Eggplant Wizard to fly into the walls.] When I'm through, that Launchpad McQuack I've heard of will have nothing on you for crashes!" + "
- from MotherBrain's Treachery (a new Section of WHATSE), by yours truly", "Liquidator: Another great idea brought to you courtesy of the Liquidator!" + "
Eggplant Wizard: Courtesy of whom? I spat it out, thank you very much!" + "
Liquidator: Maybe, but your contract specifically states that any good idea you have immediately becomes the intellectual property of the leader who approves of the suggestion, if that leader happens to desire the credit. Likewise, if a leader has a plan that goes bust, the leader can assign intellectual ownership of said plan to you and then blame you for having had a stupid idea. Of course, if you want out of our little club, I can guarantee that your miserable life will be stamped out within the hour. I doubt you want that, of course." + "
Eggplant Wizard: (gulps) Right." + "
- from MotherBrain's Treachery (a new Section of WHATSE), by yours truly", "Liquidator: If there is no further ado, I shall bid all of you adieu!" + "
- from MotherBrain's Treachery (a new Section of WHATSE), by yours truly", "Prince Ludwig von(Bowser)Koopa: I did not request the honour of your presence. Is it not a violation of prison policy to admit so many to a solitary cell? Or did you find it convenient to bend policy merely for my discomfiture?" + "
Wilykit: (impatiently) I didn't come here to listen to your complaints." + "
- from MotherBrain's Treachery (a new Section of WHATSE), by yours truly", "Wilykit: If I were you, I'd be very concerned about my position." + "
Prince Ludwig von(Bowser)Koopa: Indeed I am. I am not one to avoid incorporating violations of my rights into my defence." + "
Wilykit: (scowling and stepping towards him) You cause so many deaths, and you have the audacity to mention rights? How dare you!" + "
- from MotherBrain's Treachery (a new Section of WHATSE), by yours truly", "Wilykit: After what you did to Princess Kelly and Prince Heinrich. . ." + "
Prince Ludwig von(Bowser)Koopa: (laughs in amusement) What I did? I'm not the one who killed them. You can prosecute their siblings for that." + "
Wilykit: They did what they deemed necessary. But you misunderstand. You will be prosecuted for destroying their minds." + "
Ludwig: (lightly) You give me too much credit. It's not as if there was much there to destroy." + "
King Kevin Keene: You blasted turtle! You cause my daughter's death, and then you make light of it!" + "
- from MotherBrain's Treachery (a new Section of WHATSE), by yours truly", "Prince Ludwig von(Bowser)Koopa: So, with what groundless speculation are you holding me?" + "
Prince Thomas Keene: This is the first time I've heard rock-solid evidence referred to as 'groundless speculation.' [Ludwig's eyes widen.]" + "
Ludwig: You cannot be serious." + "
- from MotherBrain's Treachery (a new Section of WHATSE), by yours truly", "Prince Ludwig von(Bowser)Koopa: (speaking of Eggplant Wizard and King Hippo) They are not only inept at performing our commands, they are also especially inept at explaining their way out of punishments." + "
- from MotherBrain's Treachery (a new Section of WHATSE), by yours truly", "King Kevin Keene: Ludwig inarticulate? That's like saying a river flows uphill in normal gravity." + "
- from MotherBrain's Treachery (a new Section of WHATSE), by yours truly", "Queen Lana Deschain Keene: Ganon was really sneaky to pull this, and I have a feeling he hasn't pulled all the pigs out of his blanket yet." + "
- from MotherBrain's Treachery (a new Section of WHATSE), by yours truly", "Skeletor: By the way, you are now speaking to Horde Secondary Skeletor." + "
[He-Man and She-Ra were both shocked.]" + "
She-Ra: You mean Hordak's been knocked down a peg?" + "
Skeletor: Heh, heh, heh! Not too badly. About the only thing damaged in the fall was his pride. As well as a few patience circuits." + "
- from MotherBrain's Treachery (a new Section of WHATSE), by yours truly", "MotherBrain: Don't mess with me, Liquidator. I'm not in the mood!" + "
Liquidator: Well, you had better change your mood." + "
- from MotherBrain's Treachery (a new Section of WHATSE), by yours truly", "Prince Ludwig von(Bowser)Koopa: You know, MotherBrain, I shudder to think how much I admired you at this time yesterday. I thought you were so powerful and brilliant. Now, I know you for what you are: a big, manipulative bully without a shred of decency or courage. Now, beat it. I will next see you when Thomas and I come to arrest you." + "
- from MotherBrain's Treachery (a new Section of WHATSE), by yours truly", "Prince Thomas Keene: Now, since I took Ludwig into custody, I had the unparalleled opportunity to question him this morning." + "
Darkwing Duck: Ah! Quite unparalleled! Did you get to torture that snake to get him to talk?" + "
Thomas: Darkwing Duck, what I managed to extract from Ludwig von Koopa will boggle even you. And I didn't issue a single threat." + "
- from MotherBrain's Treachery (a new Section of WHATSE), by yours truly" );