quote[4] = new Array( "Pokerface: (cheerfully) Come one, come all, into the greatest casino of them all! Ha, ha, ha! The place where you can either go out a billionaire. . . or go out without your shorts." + "
- from "The Biggest Gamble of All" (Act 1 of WHATSE), by yours truly", "Pokerface: Mumbo-Jumbo, this is the life. We don't have to worry about those blasted Silver Hawks out here because the Light-Year Limit does not stretch this far. Ha, ha, ha! Yes, we have it made. [Mon*Star, accompanied by Yes-Man, unceremoniously bursts into the office.] Yaah!" + "
Mon*Star: Not quite, Pokerface! You still have me to worry about." + "
- from "The Biggest Gamble of All" (Act 1 of WHATSE), by yours truly", "Pokerface: A brilliant master plan by the Planet Master." + "
- from "The Biggest Gamble of All" (Act 1 of WHATSE), by yours truly", "Mon*Star: (on a small asteroid with the rest of the Mob) Those cursèd Silver Hawks will never find us on this dump." + "
Hardware: (seeing the Silver Hawks over the horizon) Then what do I see? Interplanetary balloons?" + "
- from "The Biggest Gamble of All" (Act 1 of WHATSE), by yours truly", "Aluro: I forcibly obtained a newspaper before we left for here, rather than paying the exorbitant price of ten cents." + "
- from "The Return of the Luna-tacks, the Mutants, and Mumm-ra" (Act 2 of WHATSE), by yours truly", "Luna: Well, well! If it isn't that rusty old robot pirate, Captain Cracker, and his tin parakeet, Polly!" + "
- from "The Return of the Luna-tacks, the Mutants, and Mumm-ra" (Act 2 of WHATSE), by yours truly", "Mumm-ra: (arriving on Exile Isle) This seems a place more dismal than my tomb." + "
- from "The Return of the Luna-tacks, the Mutants, and Mumm-ra" (Act 2 of WHATSE), by yours truly", "Mon*Star: As if her being a sergeant is not bad enough, that old relic Stargazer has the nerve - the sheer nerve! - to use his power to promote that. . . that. . . that. . . that chrome-brained female tin buzzard to being commander in his place! Well, I shall not let that happen because, thanks to the Mob's hard work, Brim*Star can now destroy that tin maiden! Ha, ha, ha!" + "
- from "The Re-arisal of the Mob" (Act 3 of WHATSE), by yours truly", "Mon*Star: We shall give those Silver Turkeys the adventure of their life." + "
Hardware: It really ought to be the adventure of their death! [The creeps laugh diabolically.]" + "
- from "The Re-arisal of the Mob" (Act 3 of WHATSE), by yours truly", "Stargazer: This new machine the Steeltwins created is just the ticket for me to help you keep those creatures off your back. Oh, darn it, now I'm sounding like a blasted salesperson with idiotic clichés!" + "
- from "The Re-arisal of the Mob" (Act 3 of WHATSE), by yours truly", "Steelheart: I know the inhabitants of Metroid and Metroid II. I have played the games so much that I practically know them by heart." + "
Steelwill: (laughs) I can attest to that! Video games are all you thought about when you were nine and ten." + "
Steelheart: All right, Will. That shall be sufficient." + "
- from "The Re-arisal of the Mob" (Act 3 of WHATSE), by yours truly", "Steelheart: Trust me, Bluegrass, it's not over until the fat brain screams." + "
- from "The Re-arisal of the Mob" (Act 3 of WHATSE), by yours truly", "Quicksilver: What is this, open season on Silver Hawks?" + "
- from "The Re-arisal of the Mob" (Act 3 of WHATSE), by yours truly", "Mumm-ra: We'll let those Thunder Cats reach out and touch the Silver Hawks. Good thing they don't have American Telephone and Telegraph." + "
- from The Meeting Chapter 1 (Act 4 of WHATSE), by yours truly", "Mumm-ra: So, you see, Luna, that those wretched Thunder Cats are playing right into my hand." + "
Luna: (in a sour mood) This had better be a good plan, you rotten Egyptian relic, or I'll have Aluro tell you to take a walk off the top of the hot tin roof of Sky Tomb - and you'd do it, too!" + "
- from The Meeting Chapter 1 (Act 4 of WHATSE), by yours truly", "Aluro: We'll wait here for the Thunder Cats. When they come cruising past here at warp 23, we'll knock their seatbelts off with the Vari Cannon! Ha, ha, ha!" + "
- from The Meeting Chapter 1 (Act 4 of WHATSE), by yours truly", "Vultureman: We'll get you cursèd Thunder Cats another day. Caw! Right now, we need to get away from the Silver Hawks!" + "
- from The Meeting Chapter 2 (Act 5 of WHATSE), by yours truly", "Steelwill: (laughing) You just tuned their ears out so badly that their ears will be ringing for a month!" + "
Bluegrass: A year, Steelwill! I ought to tune them out even worse the next time! They ran like a comet! Ha, ha, ha!" + "
- from The Meeting Chapter 2 (Act 5 of WHATSE), by yours truly", "Mumm-ra: Hee, hee! I love to tease these idiot Mutants. They will believe anything I tell them. The only reason I do not destroy them is that their service is good and that only they provide good service to me. Heh, heh, heh!" + "
- from The Meeting Chapter 2 (Act 5 of WHATSE), by yours truly", "Luna: Good work, Aluro. We now have two Thunder Cats. . . Bengali and that stupid-looking Snarf." + "
Snarf: Snarf, snarf! Look who's calling me stupid-looking!" + "
- from The Meeting Chapter 2 (Act 5 of WHATSE), by yours truly", "Mon*Star: Mumm-ra, you will soon see what happens to good guys who intrude into my domain without welcome." + "
Mumm-ra: I think I'll like it." + "
Mon*Star: Oh, you shall!" + "
- from The Meeting Chapter 2 (Act 5 of WHATSE), by yours truly", "Bluegrass: (firing upon Sky Tomb with his Laser Guitar) I'll tune that sucker out this time! Ha, ha, ha!" + "
Luna: (within Sky Tomb) Aaah! It's that terrible cucaracha-brained guitar-player again!" + "
- from The Meeting Chapter 2 (Act 5 of WHATSE), by yours truly", "Bluegrass: I came as fast as I could, Steelheart. Did I miss any. . . yuck! What ugly creatures do a couple of these Luna-tacks be!" + "
Luna: Grrr! Watch whom you're calling ugly, you country hick! So you are the awful guitar player who's been knocking our engines out!" + "
Bluegrass: (takes off his hat and bows) Ha, ha! It was my pleasure, lady!" + "
Luna: That was not a compliment!! And I am not, I repeat not, a lady, bozo!!" + "
Bluegrass: (replacing the hat) Hey! Now that is crossin' the fine line to obnoxious, Ms. Bossy!" + "
- from The Meeting Chapter 2 (Act 5 of WHATSE), by yours truly", "Wilykat: (thinking to himself) Bored, bored. It sure is boring being bored." + "
- from The Meeting Chapter 3 (Act 6 of WHATSE), by yours truly", "Mumm-ra: ('mummifies' the Silver Hawks) Why, you seem to be all wrapped up in your work! Hee, hee, hee!" + "
Steelheart: If not for doing us this indignity, you darned mummy, I'll blast you well for making that rotten pun!" + "
- from The Meeting Chapter 3 (Act 6 of WHATSE), by yours truly", "Mumm-ra: We ought to fix their friends' wagons." + "
Yes-Man: (intending to make a joke) Why? Are their wagons broken? Hee, hee!" + "
Mon*Star: Why, yes, they are. Now, shut up, you foolish worm!" + "
Yes-Man: Yes, boss." + "
- from The Meeting Chapter 3 (Act 6 of WHATSE), by yours truly", "Bluegrass: When we get out of here, I'm a-gonna tune that mummy out 'til all of his band-aids come off." + "
Lion-O: Better not. Or else there would be nothing left!" + "
Bluegrass: All the more reason to tune 'im out!" + "
- from The Meeting Chapter 3 (Act 6 of WHATSE), by yours truly", "Pokerface: I'll fry you for this outrage, Bluegrass!" + "
Bluegrass: Sure, you will. . . and I'm a monkey's uncle." + "
Pokerface: I see the strong family resemblance, Texan!" + "
- from The Meeting Chapter 3 (Act 6 of WHATSE), by yours truly", "Aluro: The whole universe will get a big bang out of this! Hmm, hmm, hmm!" + "
- from The Meeting Chapter 3 (Act 6 of WHATSE), by yours truly", "Wilykat: Do Mon*Star and his bozo-squad always do things like this?" + "
Steelheart: (sighs) Yes. And quite an accurate description of his Mob, if I do say so myself." + "
Wilykat: Thank you." + "
- from A-Tom-U-Lar Chapter 1 (Act 7 of WHATSE), by yours truly", "A-Tom-U-Lar: Hee, hee! Those Silver Hawks may be tough birds, but I will deliver them to you on a silver platter, Mon*Star." + "
- from A-Tom-U-Lar Chapter 1 (Act 7 of WHATSE), by yours truly", "Mon*Star: Also, some Thunder Cats are here. I should like them dealt with, as well." + "
A-Tom-U-Lar: Certainly. They'll be caterwauling in sheer pain when I'm through with them!" + "
- from A-Tom-U-Lar Chapter 1 (Act 7 of WHATSE), by yours truly", "Steelwill: And what is eating you, Wilykat?" + "
Wilykat: Oh, nothing much. Certainly not what I had for lunch." + "
- from A-Tom-U-Lar Chapter 1 (Act 7 of WHATSE), by yours truly", "Aluro: Those three are sitting ducks!" + "
Luna: Well, we ought to quack them up, then!" + "
- from A-Tom-U-Lar Chapter 1 (Act 7 of WHATSE), by yours truly", "Snarf: Snarf, snarf! I told you there'd be trouble! I just knew it! Wherever we go, whatever we do, trouble tags along! Oh, snarf!" + "
Wilykat: (thinking to himself) So do you, Snarf!" + "
- from A-Tom-U-Lar Chapter 1 (Act 7 of WHATSE), by yours truly", "Steelwill: (amazed) Cursing? You're the last person I'd expect to do that, Steelheart." + "
Steelheart: Well, I've done it! Mo-Lec-U-Lar, A-Tom-U-Lar, and Volt-Ure have torched their way into the main monetary reserve in Geneva! So sue me for being awfully darned P.O.ed right now!" + "
Steelwill: (smiling) I'll call the lawyer Perry Mason immediately." + "
Steelheart: (instantly infuriated) That is not what I meant, and you know it!!" + "
- from A-Tom-U-Lar Chapter 1 (Act 7 of WHATSE), by yours truly", "Steelheart: All right, you interplanetary criminals! All three of you are under arrest." + "
Space Bandit: Just try, blasted Silver Hawk!" + "
Steelheart: My name is not Blasted Silver Hawk. It is Commander Steelheart." + "
- from A-Tom-U-Lar Chapter 2 (Act 8 of WHATSE), by yours truly", "Condor: You'll have to excuse Gaze, everyone. His mind tells him not to curse, but his mouth does it anyway." + "
Moonstriker: Kind of reminds me of Lieutenant Tragg in the Perry Mason novels." + "
- from A-Tom-U-Lar Chapter 2 (Act 8 of WHATSE), by yours truly", "Pokerface: Mumbo-Jumbo, I just got this feeling we're being watched. Look around in every nook and cranny of this casino and catch any Silver Hawks you may find. Feel free to mutilate them to your content. [Mumbo-Jumbo growls a strongly affirmative response.]" + "
- from A-Tom-U-Lar Chapter 2 (Act 8 of WHATSE), by yours truly", "Steelheart: Those evil nuts will have the - ahem - pleasure of serving time on the Penal Planet, though the pleasure may be quite dubious." + "
Wilykat: And I guess that, from now on, the only kind of change that A-Tom-U-Lar will be making is changing the colour of Limbo licence plates in prison! [Everyone laughs.]" + "
- from A-Tom-U-Lar Chapter 2 (Act 8 of WHATSE), by yours truly" );