quote[6] = new Array(
"Mega Volt: Yaah! It's Darkwing Duck!" +
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Darkwing Duck: Nice guess, Sparkie!" +
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Mega Volt: I'm getting awfully damned tired of everyone calling me 'Sparkie'!!" +
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- from "The April Fooled Fish" (Act 27 of WHATSE), by yours truly",
"[Liquidator washes Darkwing [Duck] down the street.]" +
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Liquidator: This is what happens to those who compete with the Flood Crystal-Pure Bottled Water Company! Don't let it happen to you!" +
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- from "The April Fooled Fish" (Act 27 of WHATSE), by yours truly",
"Liquidator: Having trouble with ducks in your belfry? Get rid of them with the assistance of Mega Volt and Liquidator, the two most dangerous villains ever!" +
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- from "The Origins of Quacker Jack's Powers and the Return of Negaduck" (Act 28 of WHATSE), by yours truly",
"Neptunia: You know, for an idiot, you're awfully darn smart, Darkwing!" +
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Darkwing Duck: Thanks. . . I think." +
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- from "The Origins of Quacker Jack's Powers and the Return of Negaduck" (Act 28 of WHATSE), by yours truly",
"Professor Norton Nimnul: They called me mad! They called me nuts! They called me loony! And, boy, were they right!" +
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- from "The Origins of Quacker Jack's Powers and the Return of Negaduck" (Act 28 of WHATSE), by yours truly",
"Alwalro Tuskerninni: The conclusion of this drama is really going to come as a shock to GizmoDuck! Hmm, hmm, hmm!" +
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- from "The Origins of Quacker Jack's Powers and the Return of Negaduck" (Act 28 of WHATSE), by yours truly",
"Darkwing Duck: I am the terror that flaps in the night!" +
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Alwalro Tuskerninni: Oh, no! It's that cursèd duck!" +
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Darkwing: I am the foul-up that causes you, when in fifteen and a half minutes recording time of a sixteen-minute scene, to have to do a complete re-take!" +
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Tuskerninni: Ooh! That smarts!" +
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Darkwing: I am Darkwing Duck!" +
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- from "The Origins of Quacker Jack's Powers and the Return of Negaduck" (Act 28 of WHATSE), by yours truly",
"Darkwing Duck: Eww! What a bad Mega Volt disguise, Tuskerninni!" +
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Alwalro Tuskerninni: I am not Tuskerninni, and this is an excellent disguise!" +
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- from "The Origins of Quacker Jack's Powers and the Return of Negaduck" (Act 28 of WHATSE), by yours truly",
"Liquidator: Are you tired of fighting crime without getting recognition? Are the reporters neglecting the importance of putting your name on the top of headlines for capturing us? Are you sick of not being as famous as GizmoDuck? Well, then, the Liquidator has the answer! [He transforms into a puddle. He then goes under Darkwing Duck and transforms into a huge hand, lifting Darkwing into the air.] Take the Liquidator's one-way trip to oblivion! (tosses Darkwing right out the window, then reforms to his normal shape) That takes care of Darkwing Duck." +
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F.O.W.L. Agent Steelbeak: Excellent job, Liquie!" +
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- from "The Origins of Quacker Jack's Powers and the Return of Negaduck" (Act 28 of WHATSE), by yours truly",
"Liquidator: Well, if it isn't the big mouth of the sea, Neptunia!" +
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Neptunia: Ha, ha! Look who is talking about big mouths!" +
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- from "The Origins of Quacker Jack's Powers and the Return of Negaduck" (Act 28 of WHATSE), by yours truly",
"Darkwing Duck: We are the terrors that flap in the night. We are the ugly, ingrown toenails on the feet of crime. We are the Justice Ducks! [The Justice Ducks appear.]" +
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Mega Volt: Justice Ducks? Team up with them again? What a laugh! Ha, ha, ha, ha!" +
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F.O.W.L. Agent Steelbeak: Oh, now I get it, Darkwing. You finally got tired of winning and have summoned the geek squad to help you lose! Ha, ha, ha, ha!" +
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GizmoDuck: Au contraire, Steelbeak!" +
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- from "The Origins of Quacker Jack's Powers and the Return of Negaduck" (Act 28 of WHATSE), by yours truly",
"Professor Moliarity: Oh, our plans, ruined! Thwarted. . . by a bunch of rejects from a funny book!" +
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- from "The Origins of Quacker Jack's Powers and the Return of Negaduck" (Act 28 of WHATSE), by yours truly"
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