quote[7] = new Array( "Seymour: Brim*Star to third-Earth? Oh, we've never had a fare like this before!" + "
Melodia: Oh, for you, it'll be a real steal! [Inwardly, she smiles viciously. She has spoken the truth, but not in the sense Seymour is hoping.]" + "
- from The Ultimate Encounter Chapter 9 (Act 37 of WHATSE), by yours truly", "Hardware: Whoa! Being in jail is making you use foul language!" + "
Melodia: I use whatever comes to mind whenever it comes to mind." + "
- from The Ultimate Encounter Chapter 10 (Act 38 of WHATSE), by yours truly", "Kevin Keene: (referring to his car) Pardon my language, but this thing can go pretty damned fast!" + "
Moonstriker: And it has no trouble going this quickly, whereas Seymour's cab feels rickety at two hundred kilometres per hour. [Everyone in the car laughed.]" + "
- from The Ultimate Encounter Chapter 11 (Act 39 of WHATSE), by yours truly", "Liquidator: He's having a really bad fall this autumn!" + "
- from The Ultimate Encounter Chapter 12 (Act 40 of WHATSE), by yours truly", "Prince Ludwig von(Bowser)Koopa: The three of them must be stopped." + "
Mon*Star: As well as the Silver Tweet-tweets, Dunder Kitties, and Justice Dopes." + "
- from The Ultimate Encounter Chapter 12 (Act 40 of WHATSE), by yours truly", "Prince Ludwig von(Bowser)Koopa: I'm going to 'torture' those do-gooders with my simply disgusting suavity." + "
- from The Ultimate Encounter Chapter 12 (Act 40 of WHATSE), by yours truly", "Melodia: I assume that you have heard of all five of them and of Seymour's 'assistant,' Zeek the Beak, or as the Mob calls him, Zeek the Geek." + "
- from The Ultimate Encounter Chapter 12 (Act 40 of WHATSE), by yours truly", "Attorney to Hardware and company: Mr. Burger, allow me to define the term 'self-incrimination' for you as it is defined here [in Limbo]." + "
Hamilton Burger: You don't need to. I know its meaning quite well." + "
Attorney: Oh? You don't seem to be talking like you do." + "
- from The Ultimate Encounter Chapter 13 (Act 41 of WHATSE), by yours truly", "Mega Volt: Quacker Jack, stop it! Grumpy people hate cheerful people!" + "
Quacker Jack: Hoo, hoo, hoo! Haven't you guessed yet that I'm a nut?" + "
Mega Volt: (sarcastically) Oh, how the thought could possibly escape me. (no longer sarcastically) Shut up before I decide to deep-fry you, toy-brain!" + "
- from The Ultimate Encounter Chapter 16 (Act 44 of WHATSE), by yours truly", "Quacker Jack: It's time that people stopped taking me seriously!" + "
- from The Ultimate Encounter Chapter 16 (Act 44 of WHATSE), by yours truly", "F.O.W.L. Agent Steelbeak: (speaking of F.O.W.L. High Command) I just love workin' for those guys!" + "
- from The Ultimate Encounter Chapter 16 (Act 44 of WHATSE), by yours truly", "SHUSH Agent Grizzlykov: I knew Darkwimp Dupe would be messing this up!" + "
- from The Ultimate Encounter Chapter 17 (Act 45 of WHATSE), by yours truly", "Dr. Reginald Bushroot: The Eggplant Wizard's told me all about you, Kid Icarus." + "
Kid Icarus: So? Do you believe him?" + "
Bushroot: Why shouldn't I? He's a plant." + "
- from The Ultimate Encounter Chapter 17 (Act 45 of WHATSE), by yours truly", "MegaMan: Yaah! You dirty, mega-rotten skunk! You don't play mega-fair!" + "
Quacker Jack: All's fair in war, 'droid." + "
- from The Ultimate Encounter Chapter 17 (Act 45 of WHATSE), by yours truly", "Negaduck: Well, if it isn't Kid Icarus and his metal pal, MegaMan. How are you?" + "
MegaMan: (recently detained by Negaduck and company) I've seen better days, Negajerk!" + "
Negaduck: Well! It appears that the Duck-Leader of F.O.W.L. High-Command isn't the only one who's in a bad mood today!" + "
- from The Ultimate Encounter Chapter 17 (Act 45 of WHATSE), by yours truly", "Professor Moliarity: Well, hello, Dr. Bushroot! I'm dandy as a lion. Get it? Heh, heh!" + "
- from The Ultimate Encounter Chapter 18 (Act 46 of WHATSE), by yours truly", "Simon Belmont: Simon Belmont, vampire-hunter!" + "
Dr. Reginald Bushroot: Yeah, Simon Belmont, the only person more egotistical than Darkwing Duck, as if such a thing were possible!" + "
- from The Ultimate Encounter Chapter 18 (Act 46 of WHATSE), by yours truly", "Dr. Reginald Bushroot: Count Dracula's told me all about you, Simon Belmont!" + "
Simon Belmont: So? Do you believe him?" + "
Bushroot: Why shouldn't I? He's a strict carnivore." + "
- from The Ultimate Encounter Chapter 18 (Act 46 of WHATSE), by yours truly", "Simon Belmont: I simply must have a look in my mirror, or I'll die!" + "
Dr. Reginald Bushroot: Then croak!" + "
- from The Ultimate Encounter Chapter 18 (Act 46 of WHATSE), by yours truly", "Tuskerninni: Let's make a run for it, Mega Volt! This is the chase scene!" + "
- from The Ultimate Encounter Chapter 19 (Act 47 of WHATSE), by yours truly", "Steelwill: All right, Quacker Jack, where is Negaduck and Steelbeak's hideout?" + "
Quacker Jack: That is none of your business!" + "
Tygra: We are enforcers of the law. We have full legal right to such knowledge. Besides, between us, I think we have enough muscle to convince you that you should talk." + "
- from The Ultimate Encounter Chapter 19 (Act 47 of WHATSE), by yours truly", "Professor Moliarity: Allow me to introduce myself. I am Professor Moliarity, a mad scientist with a knack for electronics." + "
Steelheart: You look like a reject from a college that requires a low SAT score." + "
Moliarity: (infuriated) Oh, that does it!" + "
- from The Ultimate Encounter Chapter 19 (Act 47 of WHATSE), by yours truly", "Prince Ludwig von(Bowser)Koopa: Good day, N-Team. I trust you are - heh, heh! - enjoying your visit?" + "
Steelheart: Fine. And yourself, snake-face?" + "
Kevin Keene: Don't get him ticked off. You won't like him when he's angry." + "
Ludwig: A most valuable observation." + "
- from The Ultimate Encounter Chapter 19 (Act 47 of WHATSE), by yours truly", "Prince Ludwig von(Bowser)Koopa: And how are you, my good cousin?" + "
Prince Ludwig von(Spike)Koopa: I'd rather be a witness for the prosecution, with you as the defendant." + "
Prince Ludwig von(Bowser)Koopa: Ha, ha, I see." + "
- from The Ultimate Encounter Chapter 19 (Act 47 of WHATSE), by yours truly", "Kevin Keene: (condescendingly) Since when does the powerful Prince Ludwig 'Kooky' von(Bowser)Koopa have to do what F.O.W.L. High-Command says?" + "
Prince Ludwig von(Bowser)Koopa: (calmly) They asked me to supervise the capture of the entire N-Team, so I decided to help them out." + "
- from The Ultimate Encounter Chapter 19 (Act 47 of WHATSE), by yours truly", "Mega Volt: Darkwing Duck escapes, and you call it no problem? You must be mad. Mad, I tell you! Mad!!" + "
- from The Ultimate Encounter Chapter 20 (Act 48 of WHATSE), by yours truly", "Liquidator: Nothing like a robbery right before dinner!" + "
- from The Ultimate Encounter Chapter 21 (Act 49 of WHATSE), by yours truly", "Steelheart: Something must have happened to Darkwing Duck. He could not possibly be chanting his 'I am the' nonsense around for this long." + "
Gosalyn Mallard: If you think that, then you don't know Darkwing very well." + "
- from The Ultimate Encounter Chapter 22 (Act 50 of WHATSE), by yours truly", "Eggplant Wizard: (frantically, running in) MotherBrain! MotherBrain!" + "
MotherBrain: What is it, you sorry excuse for an idiot?" + "
- from The Ultimate Encounter Chapter 28 (Act 56 of WHATSE), by yours truly", "Ludwig von(Bowser)Koopa: So, good day, you three! How are things going?" + "
Pumyra: They were going fine until your bandaged buddy showed up with his new electric amigo!" + "
Liquidator: Well, we had to break up your monotony of several straight days of rain! Ha, ha, ha!" + "
- from The Ultimate Encounter Chapter 30 (Act 58 of WHATSE), by yours truly", "Bengali: So you are behind this!" + "
Liquidator: Well, lo and behold, we finally find out this white tiger here has some brains!" + "
Bengali: I'll show you who has brains!" + "
- from The Ultimate Encounter Chapter 30 (Act 58 of WHATSE), by yours truly", "Wilykit: Now that Darkwing character, I don't know about him. He's a bit too wrapped up in himself." + "
Wilykat: You can say that again. Only Mumm-ra could be more wrapped up in himself!" + "
Wilykit: Ha! Boy, are you right!" + "
- from The Ultimate Encounter Chapter 31 (Act 59 of WHATSE), by yours truly", "Steelheart: I thought that Ludwig was a punctual villain." + "
Kevin Keene: He is. He loves to make grand appearances, though." + "
- from The Ultimate Encounter Chapter 32 (Act 60 of WHATSE), by yours truly", "Mumm-ra: I shall not have you disqualified, my evil little witch." + "
Luna: (in delight, with not even the slightest trace of sarcasm) Ah! You're so kind to me, venturing upon such accurately disgusting remarks!" + "
- from The Ultimate Encounter Chapter 34 (Act 62 of WHATSE), by yours truly", "Prince Ludwig von(Bowser)Koopa: What is the code?" + "
Liquidator: The violent violin's volume caused veritable vexation to very vain vampire-hunters." + "
- from The Ultimate Encounter Chapter 34 (Act 62 of WHATSE), by yours truly", "Melodia: How dare you have the audacity to insinuate that I am a lady!" + "
- from The Ultimate Encounter Chapter 35 (Act 63 of WHATSE), by yours truly", "Darkwing Duck: (narrating his movements) Darkwing Duck finds the lever hidden beneath a pot highly decorated with tacky Hylian designs." + "
- from The Ultimate Encounter Chapter 37 (Act 65 of WHATSE), by yours truly", "Darkwing Duck: It seems to be that you don't like me." + "
Wilykat: Well, I assure you that that is not our fault." + "
- from The Ultimate Encounter Chapter 38 (Act 66 of WHATSE), by yours truly", "Steelheart: I want to know what you think of Darkwing Duck." + "
Wilykit: (with much emotion) He's an obnoxious, self-centred, egotistical maniac who never comes short of loving to get his own way! I've never seen a person so. . . ugh!" + "
- from The Ultimate Encounter Chapter 38 (Act 66 of WHATSE), by yours truly", "Quiverwing Quack: (Gosalyn Mallard in disguise; mockingly) Keeping you two out of trouble and keeping an eye on the Triforce ought to be interesting!" + "
Wilykit: (evenly) I get the impression that you, too, require supervision." + "
Quiverwing: Oh, ha, ha, ha, Wilykit!" + "
- from The Ultimate Encounter Chapter 40 (Act 68 of WHATSE), by yours truly", "Liquidator: Everyone, make way for Melodia and the Liquidator!" + "
- from The Ultimate Encounter Chapter 40 (Act 68 of WHATSE), by yours truly", "Ganon: Well, well! What are a couple of nasty ladies like you doing in a nice place like this? Ha, ha, ha!" + "
Quiverwing Quack: Skip the pleasantries, pig-face!" + "
Ganon: Flattery will get you nowhere, young lady." + "
- from The Ultimate Encounter Chapter 41 (Act 69 of WHATSE), by yours truly", "Bluegrass: (speaking of Melodia) Her temper is about as long as a pencil that has been sharpened a thousand times." + "
- from The Ultimate Encounter Chapter 41 (Act 69 of WHATSE), by yours truly", "Quiverwing Quack: I am the point on the arrow of justice. I am the heroine that gives crooks the shaft." + "
Ganon: Eww! Bad pun!" + "
Quiverwing Quack: I am Quiverwing Quack! And I am here to. . ." + "
Ganon: Out of my way, brat! (blasts [Quiverwing] with an immobilising ray)" + "
- from The Ultimate Encounter Chapter 42 (Act 70 of WHATSE), by yours truly", "Wilykat: How's your trip here so far?" + "
Perry Mason: Fine, except everywhere I go, murder turns up. I feel like Jessica Fletcher." + "
- from Nuclesís's Evil Plot Chapter 1 (Act 71 of WHATSE), by yours truly", "Mumm-ra, the Ever-Living: Thank you, Nuclesís. Let's go, Ma-mutt." + "
Charles Nuclesís: Proton Brain, kindly show Mumm-ra to the door." + "
Proton Brain: Yes, Mr. Nuclesís. This way, please, Mr. Ever-Living." + "
- from Nuclesís's Evil Plot Chapter 2 (Act 72 of WHATSE), by yours truly", "Kevin Keene: Well, if it isn't Mumm-ra, the Ever-Rotting! (draws his Zapper) Move or eat Zapper, bandaged freak!" + "
- from Nuclesís's Evil Plot Chapter 2 (Act 72 of WHATSE), by yours truly", "Wilykat: Hey, Mumm-ra!" + "
Mumm-ra: What is it, Thunder Brat?" + "
Wilykat: Come and get me before your stinky preservation fluid wears off!" + "
Mumm-ra: Why, you!" + "
- from Nuclesís's Evil Plot Chapter 2 (Act 72 of WHATSE), by yours truly", "Jane Physicost: While we were there, we were assaulted by Mumm-ra, the Ever-Living Source of Stupidity - oh, excuse me, I mean Evil - whom Wilykat subdued." + "
- from Nuclesís's Evil Plot Chapter 2 (Act 72 of WHATSE), by yours truly", "Proton Brain: Band-Aid-Body won't be workin' this town again, will he, boss?" + "
Mumm-ra: (in the rumbling depths of his bass-baritone voice) If you call me that once more, I will personally see to it that you never emerge from the deepest depths of Hell." + "
Charles Nuclesís: (in a higher register of his own voice) Don't insult Mumm-ra! [He thumbs a button on his coffee table. A trap door opens underneath Proton Brain and sends him falling into the stone basement.]" + "
- from Nuclesís's Evil Plot Chapter 2 (Act 72 of WHATSE), by yours truly", "Ridley: (to Electron Charge and Neutron Head) Take her away in your flying car, you fools, and don't stop to crash on the way!" + "
- from Nuclesís's Evil Plot Chapter 2 (Act 72 of WHATSE), by yours truly", "Ridley: Where are your buffoons, by the way? They left Miss Physicost's house a few moments before I arrived here, and that was half an hour ago." + "
Charles Nuclesís: The idiots never regard the speed laws. They also don't know how to calculate the proper flight trajectory to get them up here quickly. Save for Proton Brain, of course; he's the real driver of the bunch. But I had to trap-door him. He was being a fool." + "
- from Nuclesís's Evil Plot Chapter 2 (Act 72 of WHATSE), by yours truly", "Jane Physicost: Well, if it isn't Charles Nuclesís himself. You dirty, conniving snake. And then there's MotherBrain. I hear a law a day keeps the wrinkle away." + "
MotherBrain: Why, you rotten little do-gooder. These aren't wrinkles! They're beauty lines!" + "
Wilykat: Oh, please. They only contribute to your ugliness." + "
Ridley: Do not continue to insult my commander! I don't take kindly to it." + "
- from Nuclesís's Evil Plot Chapter 2 (Act 72 of WHATSE), by yours truly", "Charles Nuclesís: You incorrigible idiots! I want a report." + "
Proton Brain: On what?" + "
Nuclesís: On how many giganto-bats are in the basement caverns!" + "
[Nuclesís hits a button under the [view]screen. Proton Brain, Electron Charge, and Neutron Head are standing on a trap door that opens down under them, so they are sucked down into the basement. Their screams are heard until he shuts the door. They really hate giganto-bats, which are what their name suggests: bats five times the size of normal bats.]" + "
- from Nuclesís's Evil Plot Chapter 2 (Act 72 of WHATSE), by yours truly", "Mon*Star: Steelheart, I suggest that you talk. The interrogation will be a most unpleasant experience. I wouldn't want you to suffer any pain! Hee, hee, hee!" + "
- from Nuclesís's Evil Plot Chapter 2 (Act 72 of WHATSE), by yours truly", "MotherBrain: Happy birthday, Captain N! Ha, ha, ha!" + "
Kevin Keene: Thanks. Now, beat it!" + "
- from Nuclesís's Evil Plot Chapter 2 (Act 72 of WHATSE), by yours truly", "Mumm-ra: So! That blasted N-Team has created a system of molecular transportation and a system of subspace communication. Well, I'll reach out and crush them!" + "
- from "The Worm in the Apple" (Act 74 of WHATSE), by yours truly", "Mega Volt: Kevin, Mumm-ra would have greeted you himself, but he is all wrapped up in his work right now." + "
- from "The Worm in the Apple" (Act 74 of WHATSE), by yours truly", "Lion-O: (speaking to Mega Volt) You shouldn't use curse words, electroface! It isn't very nice." + "
- from "The Worm in the Apple" (Act 74 of WHATSE), by yours truly", "Dr. Reginald Bushroot: Oops! I used poison ivy! What a rash mistake." + "
- from "The Worm in the Apple" (Act 74 of WHATSE), by yours truly", "Mumm-ra: Kevin must be having a really vine time scratching that poison ivy itch!" + "
- from "The Worm in the Apple" (Act 74 of WHATSE), by yours truly", "Wilykit: Oh, no! They're going to toss the Sword into the cauldron!" + "
Wilykat: No; Mumm-ra will chant some magical nonsense for half an hour. Then they'll throw the Sword in." + "
Wilykit: How comforting." + "
- from "The Worm in the Apple" (Act 74 of WHATSE), by yours truly", "Mega Volt: Hello, Thunder Brats! I am the static that electrocutes your fur. I am the dog that nips at Thunder Cats' heels! I am Mega Volt, and you sure as heck had better not call me. . ." + "
Quacker Jack: Ah, shut up and electrocute them, Sparkie!" + "
Mega Volt: As I was getting ready to tell the Thunder Kittens, don't call me 'Sparkie,' Chuckles!!" + "
- from The Beginning of the Koopulan Empire Chapter 1 (Act 75 of WHATSE), by yours truly", "Mega Volt: And, now, little kitties, prepare to become anatomically obscure French fries! Heh, heh, heh!" + "
- from The Beginning of the Koopulan Empire Chapter 1 (Act 75 of WHATSE), by yours truly", "Liquidator: (referring to Mega Volt and Quacker Jack) Those two couldn't capture a dead cat lying in broad daylight." + "
- from The Beginning of the Koopulan Empire Chapter 1 (Act 75 of WHATSE), by yours truly", "Liquidator: You idiots are one ten-billionth of a second late!" + "
Eggplant Wizard: Sorry, but the lift was busy." + "
King Hippo: Yeah. You're just as bossy as Ludwig and MamaBrain, Waterhead!" + "
Liquidator: If you want to be beheaded, call me that again!! [No response.] Good." + "
- from The Beginning of the Koopulan Empire Chapter 1 (Act 75 of WHATSE), by yours truly", "Vultureman: See, S-s-slithe? Caw! I said that the net-bomber would be a success! Caw!" + "
S-s-slithe: (a hint of sarcasm in his voice) I'm s-s-sorry I ever doubted you, Vultureman. Yes-s-s?" + "
- from The Beginning of the Koopulan Empire Chapter 1 (Act 75 of WHATSE), by yours truly", "[The Luna-tacks leap in through the window [at Darkwing Tower].]" + "
Wilykat: Well, well! If it isn't the ugly squad!" + "
Luna: (screaming) You'll pay for that, Thunder Kitten!" + "
- from The Beginning of the Koopulan Empire Chapter 1 (Act 75 of WHATSE), by yours truly", "Prince Larry (Bowser)Koopa: Thunder Cats are loose!" + "
Roy (Bowser)Koopa: You forgot, 'Thunder Cats are on the move!'" + "
Larry: Oh, cuss that silly song! Let's just get them!!" + "
- from The Beginning of the Koopulan Empire Chapter 2 (Act 76 of WHATSE), by yours truly", "Darkwing Duck: I am the terror that flaps in the night! I am the duck who knows how to conceal his warp-zone smoke from the Koopas' poking and prodding! I am Darkwing Duck!" + "
Wilykat: You have dire need of a shorter intro, Wingie!" + "
- from The Beginning of the Koopulan Empire Chapter 2 (Act 76 of WHATSE), by yours truly", "Darkwing Duck: Don't you think I know that, you bratty little cat?" + "
Wilykit: (pretending to be shocked) Ooh! I've been insulted by an idiot!" + "
- from The Beginning of the Koopulan Empire Chapter 2 (Act 76 of WHATSE), by yours truly", "Prince Ludwig von(Bowser)Koopa: Morton, this is Prince Ludwig. Get into the office of Hawkhaven. . . and don't stop to yak on the way!" + "
Morton 'Big Mouth' Koopa: Yessir, Prince L.! I'll be up there in two shakes of a crocodile's tail! [In a few minutes, the loud-mouthed Morton Koopa is in Ludwig's presence.] What is it, Prince L.? Do you have an underhanded assignment for me, perhaps? Or. . . I have it! You want me to give a lecture! That'd be perfect! Or maybe. . ." + "
Ludwig: Be silent! Larry tells me that he assigned you to remove Wilykat's capsules and Darkwing's smoke bombs. Why did you not do so?" + "
Morton: Well, I was going to do that when that fat-headed Eggplant Wizard popped one of his stupid fried, green tomatoes on me, and. . ." + "
Ludwig: (calming down considerably) I understand. I'll just blame it on the veggie!" + "
- from The Beginning of the Koopulan Empire Chapter 2 (Act 76 of WHATSE), by yours truly", "Prince Ludwig von(Bowser)Koopa: Liquie, I'd like to see you up here. . . right now. [Out of the water-fountain comes Liquidator.]" + "
Liquidator: Right here, boss!" + "
Ludwig: (indicating Eggplant Wizard) Punish this stupid vegetable! He prevented Morton from keeping Wilykat, Lion-O, and Dingbat Duck from escaping." + "
Liquidator: (grabs the stupid vegetable's cape) Aye, sir! It will be a distinct pleasure. [He leaves and literally drags out Eggplant Wizard by the cape.]" + "
Eggplant Wizard: Good-bye, cruel world." + "
- from The Beginning of the Koopulan Empire Chapter 2 (Act 76 of WHATSE), by yours truly", "Prince Ludwig von(Bowser)Koopa: What the hell is wrong with you, Morton? What in the world am I going to do with you?" + "
Morton 'Big Mouth' (Bowser)Koopa: Uh, leave me alone about it, perhaps? [Ludwig rises out of the chair.]" + "
Ludwig: Wrong, loudmouth! [He picks up his sceptre and swings it in a forty-degree arc across his chest. A bar of soap appears in Morton's mouth!] Now, go to your room before I decide to send you to the dungeon! [Morton wisely leaves.]" + "
- from The Beginning of the Koopulan Empire Chapter 2 (Act 76 of WHATSE), by yours truly", "[MotherBrain and the Koopas are visible on the viewscreen in the Tower of Omens.]" + "
MotherBrain: We'll warp you here. Leave that Sword of Omens behind." + "
Eggplant Wizard's voice: (in the background) No, MotherBrain! Don't make him. . ." + "
MotherBrain: (turns her jar so that she looks through a doorway behind her) Shut up, Eggplant Wizard!" + "
Eggplant Wizard: (entering view between MotherBrain and Bowser) But MamaBrain, the Thunder Kittens. . ." + "
King Bowser Koopa: (puts his right hand over the idiot vegetable's mouth) Shut your mouth, idiot!! The Thunder Cats won't disobey their precious code. That means that the Thunder Kittens won't attack us! [He relinquishes the fool.]" + "
Eggplant Wizard: But if we're planning to. . . [Liquidator sloshes into the room.]" + "
Liquidator: We're planning to destroy you if you don't shut up!!" + "
Eggplant Wizard: All right, Waterhead. [Liquidator turns into a huge flyswatter and squashes Eggplant Wizard.] Yike!" + "
Liquidator: Please excuse me, Thunder Cats. I do so hate that vegetable. If he had a brain, he'd be a danger to himself!" + "
- from The Beginning of the Koopulan Empire Chapter 2 (Act 76 of WHATSE), by yours truly", "Prince Ludwig von(Bowser)Koopa: Ah! Metroid is here. [He thumbs open a comm-line.] MotherBrain?" + "
Wilykit's voice: The great MotherBrain is unable to answer you right now. If you leave your name and number and a brief message,. . ." + "
Ludwig: Darn you, Wilykit!" + "
Wilykit's voice: . . .she'll call you back when she is less occupied." + "
Ludwig: What in the world have you done, you blasted Thunder Kitten!?" + "
- from The Beginning of the Koopulan Empire Chapter 2 (Act 76 of WHATSE), by yours truly", "Wilykat: You're tense." + "
Wilykit: You're a genius." + "
Wilykat: I wish." + "
- from "The Book" (Act 77 of WHATSE), by yours truly", "Bushroot: (gasps) You cats eat vegetables! You. . . you. . . you. . . you barbarians! What did these peas ever do to you?" + "
- from "The Book" (Act 77 of WHATSE), by yours truly", "Liquidator: Cowardly veggie! Come back and fight like a duck!" + "
Bushroot: Sorry, Liquie! You know I'm weak as a daisy in a fight!" + "
Liquidator: (growls) Why, I ought to mash that potato." + "
- from "The Book" (Act 77 of WHATSE), by yours truly", "Prince Ludwig von(Bowser)Koopa: (angrily) Thanks to the male Thunder Brat, my first officer is in the Palace of Power's jail!" + "
Prince Larry (Bowser)Koopa: I take it that you aren't too pleased about that." + "
Ludwig: How remarkably perceptive of you, my dear brother." + "
- from "The Book" (Act 77 of WHATSE), by yours truly", "Darkwing Duck: (referring to the Evil Koopas) I found them in the Swiss Alps." + "
Wilykat: What could they have been after?" + "
Launchpad McQuack: Maybe they wanted to get some snow to make exploding snowcones!" + "
Darkwing: No, LP!" + "
- from "The Book" (Act 77 of WHATSE), by yours truly", "Prince Ludwig von(Bowser)Koopa: Once the galaxy knows of our sheer power, it'll beg to be my empire. . . just so I won't destroy it! Ha, ha, ha!" + "
MotherBrain: And not even the Extended N-Team will be able to stop us. [She and her stepson laugh wickedly.]" + "
- from "Arguments" (Act 78 of WHATSE), by yours truly", "Princess Lana Deschain: But my father banned the mining of dilithium crystals on MegaLand because it was too dangerous!" + "
Kid Icarus: Well, Ludwig obviously doesn't give a hoot-icus about His Majesty's regulations." + "
- from "Arguments" (Act 78 of WHATSE), by yours truly", "Simon Belmont: (gets out his mirror and gazes into it) Well, Simon, you must be at least ten times more handsome now than you were yesterday." + "
Kevin Keene: Vain and simple Simon met a pie-man and got all of the custard pies tossed in his face. And then he grew a zillion pimples! [This tends to amuse everyone. . . except, of course, for Simon.]" + "
Simon: (putting his mirror away) Very funny, Captain N." + "
- from "Arguments" (Act 78 of WHATSE), by yours truly", "Prince Ludwig von(Bowser)Koopa: Well, well. Another nauseatingly nice ruler. That makes six so far who either are or would be nice rulers. [He looks at his evil stepmother.] What is this cosmos coming to?" + "
MotherBrain: (sighs and shakes her face) I guess it'll be up to us to change it." + "
- from "Arguments" (Act 78 of WHATSE), by yours truly", "Wilykit: If you'll pardon the expression, there's more than one way to skin a cat." + "
Wilykat: Ew. If you'll pardon another expression, curiosity killed the cat!" + "
- from "Arguments" (Act 78 of WHATSE), by yours truly", "[Suddenly, MegaMan appears.]" + "
Dr. Wily: What?" + "
MegaMan: Just call on MegaMan to stop your evil plans!" + "
Dr. Wily: (tauntingly) Have you discovered opposable thumbs yet, MegaMan?" + "
- from "The Artefact-City and the Rat" (Act 79 of WHATSE), by yours truly", "Liquidator: When the five of us finish here, we're going to see what a few kitties are playing with on New Thundera. We'll see that their feet land on the business end of some mousetraps! Ha, ha, ha!" + "
- from "The Artefact-City and the Rat" (Act 79 of WHATSE), by yours truly", "Bushroot: You can't fight us like that, you ridiculous cub! I am not just a weed gone bad." + "
- from "The Artefact-City and the Rat" (Act 79 of WHATSE), by yours truly", "Wilykat: Luna, and Liquidator, and Ludwig? Oh, my!" + "
- from "The Artefact-City and the Rat" (Act 79 of WHATSE), by yours truly", "Wilykat: Come on out, you four evil-doers! Thanks to Amok, I can literally smell you putrid beasts! [The four villains [Liquidator, Ludwig, Luna, and Amok] come out from behind a tree.]" + "
Luna: How dare you venture upon insulting us!" + "
- from "The Artefact-City and the Rat" (Act 79 of WHATSE), by yours truly", "[Wilykat removes a capsule from his capsule-belt. Before Liquidator can do anything, Wilykat tosses the capsule into him. The capsule releases pudding mix and cement into Liquidator's body.]" + "
Liquidator: Pudding or cement alone is bad enough! But pudding and cement? Aaah!! [He solidifies.]" + "
Wilykat: Now, he's a hardened criminal with good taste!" + "
Prince Ludwig von(Bowser)Koopa: Eww! I hate rotten jokes!" + "
- from "The Artefact-City and the Rat" (Act 79 of WHATSE), by yours truly", "Wilykat: (nearly screaming) I've been lured into a fool's trap! If I had a mind for it, you'd be hearing some highly offensive language!" + "
Prince Ludwig von(Bowser)Koopa: How quaint." + "
- from "The Artefact-City and the Rat" (Act 79 of WHATSE), by yours truly", "Darkwing Duck: Sorry I'm late. I'd have been here sooner if my sidekick had put the engine coolant in the coolant chamber and the wiper fluid in the wiper fluid chamber and not the other way around!" + "
- from "The Artefact-City and the Rat" (Act 79 of WHATSE), by yours truly", "Mega Volt: Tah-dah! Mega Volt: super-villain!" + "
Wilykit and Wilykat: You mean, 'Tah-dah! Sparkie: super-nincompoop!'" + "
Mega Volt: (angrily) Don't call me 'Sparkie'!!" + "
- from "The Artefact-City and the Rat" (Act 79 of WHATSE), by yours truly", "Mouser: (enters) Was I summoned?" + "
Mega Volt: Why, yes. You've been invited to a stir-fry." + "
Mouser: Oh, goody! What's being cooked?" + "
Mega Volt: Mouse-dogs, eggplant salad, and hippo-burgers!! Ha, ha, ha!! [Mega Volt fries the three idiots [King Hippo, Eggplant Wizard, and Mouser].]" + "
- from "The Rat's Been Caught!" (Act 80 of WHATSE), by yours truly" );