quote[9] = new Array( "Wilykit: Virtually omnipotent, yet we can't even break out of here. Shoot." + "
Wilykat: It's crazy, 'Kit." + "
Wilykit: I'm almost ready to stoop to trickery. [Wilykat smiles.] Check that. I am ready." + "
- from The Return of the N-Team Chapter 2 (Act 122 of WHATSE), by yours truly", "Wilykat: (calling frantically) Eggplant Wizard! [Eggplant Wizard, guarding the mostly empty jail, is sleeping in his chair. The sudden cry awakes him and causes him to fall off. Several veggies pop out of him when he crashes on his rear end. Leaving a trail of veggies behind, he comes running to the cell. He swiftly keys in the code that opens the door and runs straight into Wilykat, causing both of them to fall on their backs.]" + "
- from The Return of the N-Team Chapter 2 (Act 122 of WHATSE), by yours truly", "Prince Ludwig von(Bowser)Koopa: Some newspaper reporters have come. Just ignore them if you wish. I always do. Would that MotherBrain would permit me to outlaw them, but that's just dreaming." + "
- from The Return of the N-Team Chapter 3 (Act 123 of WHATSE), by yours truly", "MotherBrain: Pay attention so that I shall not have to repeat my question, Ludwig. Are you out of your mind!?" + "
- from The Return of the N-Team Chapter 3 (Act 123 of WHATSE), by yours truly", "Liquidator: Well, well! Once more, the great Wilykit snatches defeat from the jaws of victory! Or should 'defeat' and 'victory' be reversed?" + "
- from The Return of the N-Team Chapter 4 (Act 124 of WHATSE), by yours truly", "Wilykit: Liquidator, what in the heck are you doing here?" + "
Liquidator: Ludwig told me to make sure you're not plotting against him." + "
Wilykat: Now why would he think a bloody thing like that?" + "
- from The Return of the N-Team Chapter 4 (Act 124 of WHATSE), by yours truly", "Liquidator: And don't forget to get the number-one Liquidator brand! It'll knock your socks off!" + "
- from The Return of the N-Team Chapter 4 (Act 124 of WHATSE), by yours truly", "Malcolm Frink: Oh, Kilokahn, that is a nasty idea. How completely naughty. Let's do it!" + "
- from The Return of the N-Team Chapter 6 (Act 126 of WHATSE), by yours truly", "Malcolm Frink: Don't you dare vex me, Syd! I can blow your hard drive clear off!" + "
- from The Return of the N-Team Chapter 7 (Act 127 of WHATSE), by yours truly", "Mumm-ra: Are you at all familiar with Tygra's offspring and the Cerebra-twins?" + "
S-s-slithe: Ooh, yes! Chatonne and Gatinha, and Antonio and Guillaume. Thos-s-se four are reputed to be as obnoxious-when-necessary as Wilykat and Wilykit." + "
Mumm-ra: They shall soon be initiated into Thunder-Cat-dom by Panthro. I was thinking. . . we could give them some. . . some excitement, I believe!" + "
S-s-slithe: Good idea, Mumm-ra." + "
- from The Return of the N-Team Chapter 7 (Act 127 of WHATSE), by yours truly", "Farfâla-leonarda: There's something I don't understand. The Cardassian Union helped the emperor to conquer the Milky Way Galaxy. Why does he treat them like dirt?" + "
Tygrachatonne: I wish I knew. Wilykit may understand his evil mentality more. After all, she has known him longer, and I have made it a point to avoid him as much as possible." + "
Leonarda: I see. I can't blame you for that." + "
- from The Return of the N-Team Chapter 7 (Act 127 of WHATSE), by yours truly", "Panthro: I know the Cerebra-twins. Your brother seems a bit upset that you chose me to initiate them and the Tygra-twins rather than him." + "
Wilykat: A bit upset! Now there's an understatement!" + "
- from The Return of the N-Team Chapter 7 (Act 127 of WHATSE), by yours truly", "Wilykit: It seems that the devious MotherBrain is successfully deceiving most into thinking that she is trustworthy. My people have their justifiable doubts about her intentions." + "
- from The Return of the N-Team Chapter 7 (Act 127 of WHATSE), by yours truly", "Ludwig van Beethoven: I would ask people to call me Ludwig, but I want no one to confuse me with Ludwig von Koopa, who always goes by Ludwig." + "
Kevin Keene: Yeah. That would be a fix, wouldn't it?" + "
Beethoven: It certainly would." + "
- from The Return of the N-Team Chapter 7 (Act 127 of WHATSE), by yours truly", "Wilykit: Ah. Nothing like a nasty surprise, right?" + "
- from The Return of the N-Team Chapter 7 (Act 127 of WHATSE), by yours truly", "Prince Larry (Bowser)Koopa: (smiling) Now, my purely satanic scheme shall render my brother absolute universal supremacy!! When I'm through with the N-Team,. . ." + "
Eggplant Wizard: (at a computer station) Ooh! Prince Larry, I've got something!" + "
Larry: What is it, you fool? You interrupted my gloating!" + "
- from The Return of the N-Team Chapter 8 (Act 128 of WHATSE), by yours truly", "Prince Larry (Bowser)Koopa: Maybe you do have a brain, King Hippo!" + "
- from The Return of the N-Team Chapter 8 (Act 128 of WHATSE), by yours truly", "[Electron Charge and Proton Brain, the mindless minions of [the evil] Charles Nuclesís, enter.]" + "
Prince Larry (Bowser)Koopa: Aha! You two, over here! [Electron Charge and Proton Brain go over to him.] I have a job for you incompetent slobs. You just may have to use your brains." + "
Proton Brain: Uh, what are those?" + "
Larry: It's too complex to explain. Are you momentarily botching up any tasks for your proper boss?" + "
- from The Return of the N-Team Chapter 8 (Act 128 of WHATSE), by yours truly", "Wilykit: Mumm-ra! You've not disintegrated into dust yet, old friend?" + "
Mumm-ra: Ha, ha! You amuse me, Wilykit. Of course I haven't! My body is well preserved, due to Ludwig's machine!" + "
- from The Return of the N-Team Chapter 8 (Act 128 of WHATSE), by yours truly", "Jean-Luc Picard: (curiously) Why must I channel the spirit?" + "
Wesley Crusher: I'm not sure. Could have something to do with your uncanny ability to outfox Q." + "
Picard: (takes that as a compliment and smiles) Thank you, Wesley." + "
- from The Return of the N-Team Chapter 8 (Act 128 of WHATSE), by yours truly", "Lion-O: Tygra, what kind of body preservative did you let Quicksilver use? Now I know how Mumm-ra feels when he wakes up!" + "
- from The Return of the N-Team Chapter 8 (Act 128 of WHATSE), by yours truly", "Jean-Léonard Picard: You should envy me. Like MotherBrain, I am one of the only people who really gets to push Ludwig around a little bit and get away with it. [Everyone smiles.]" + "
- from The Return of the N-Team Chapter 8 (Act 128 of WHATSE), by yours truly", "James Chemsos: (speaking of Nuclesís's flunkies) Usually, they can't find their way out of a paper bag with a map." + "
- from The Return of the N-Team Chapter 8 (Act 128 of WHATSE), by yours truly", "Kevin Keene: Hello, Steelheart. Got your steel armour back, I see." + "
Commander Steelheart: Yes. I managed to talk MotherBrain into it. (smiles) MotherBrain can't risk an incident with me. Like 'Kit, I have some influence. [Kevin grins back.]" + "
- from The Return of the N-Team Chapter 9 (Act 129 of WHATSE), by yours truly", "Farfâla-natalia: Being safe is majorly bloody boring!" + "
- from The Return of the N-Team Chapter 9 (Act 129 of WHATSE), by yours truly", "Wilykit: I'll tell Luna to get the heck out of Tighra, she'll say no, and all hell will break loose, if you'll pardon my French." + "
- from The Return of the N-Team Chapter 9 (Act 129 of WHATSE), by yours truly", "Pokerface: Come now, Condor. Have a heart! [Pokerface blasts Condor and encases the Silver Hawk in a large red heart.] You just had a major heart attack! Ha, ha!" + "
- from The Return of the N-Team Chapter 10 (Act 130 of WHATSE), by yours truly", "Pokerface: (screaming) When Ludwig hears of this, he'll destroy all of you worthless do-gooders!" + "
Condor: Oh, I'm sure. Now, shut the hell up!" + "
- from The Return of the N-Team Chapter 10 (Act 130 of WHATSE), by yours truly", "Hotwing: You two are under arrest!" + "
Mo-Lec-U-Lar: (laughs) How many times have you flighty idiots told us that before?" + "
- from The Return of the N-Team Chapter 10 (Act 130 of WHATSE), by yours truly", "Mo-Lec-U-Lar: What's wrong, Hotwing? Did Houdini drown? Heh, heh, heh!" + "
Hotwing: Very funny. What's the secret to this trick?" + "
Mo-Lec-U-Lar: Sorry, David Copperfield! I ain't tellin' you! It's a trade secret." + "
- from The Return of the N-Team Chapter 10 (Act 130 of WHATSE), by yours truly", "Mo-Lec-U-Lar: Oh, great. It's Darkwing's tin-can pal." + "
GizmoDuck: Insults do not faze me, you global cad! Surrender while you still have the chance!" + "
A-Tom-U-Lar: Well, look, Mo. The junk-heap wants us to surrender." + "
GizmoDuck: Your slanderous slander shall not take down the righter of wrong, the great GizmoDuck!" + "
- from The Return of the N-Team Chapter 10 (Act 130 of WHATSE), by yours truly", "GizmoDuck: Ha! GizmoDuck, righter of wrong, rights wrong once more with his mechanical arsenal, equipped with any conceivable weapon that can be used to right wrong! Woe be to the molecular devil who attempts to stand against my deluxe miniaturised particle accelerator, guaranteed to disrupt unstable beings and guaranteed to clean those hard-to-reach spots between your teeth to avoid the use of messy dental floss!" + "
Hotwing: I hate to interrupt your speech, but de-tar us, GizmoDuck!" + "
- from The Return of the N-Team Chapter 10 (Act 130 of WHATSE), by yours truly", "Timestopper: Oh, boy, are you proving annoying." + "
Lord Cash: Merely performing my duty. If it annoys you, it makes me happy." + "
- from The Return of the N-Team Chapter 10 (Act 130 of WHATSE), by yours truly", "Wilykit: (referring to the evil Ludwig von Koopa) Beethoven, won't he flip when he hears this?" + "
Ludwig van Beethoven: (smiles) I'm counting on it." + "
- from The Return of the N-Team Chapter 11 (Act 131 of WHATSE), by yours truly", "Prince Larry (Bowser)Koopa: Our guests were supposed to be here by the time I got back, you blabberin' blatherskite! Oh, boy, am I glad I didn't say that around GizmoDuck." + "
- from The Return of the N-Team Chapter 11 (Act 131 of WHATSE), by yours truly", "Luna: I can't stand squeaky violins or 'cellos." + "
Farfâla-natalia: Your voice is a million times worse, so you'd better not complain about amateurish violin squeaking!" + "
- from The Return of the N-Team Chapter 12 (Act 132 of WHATSE), by yours truly", "Luna: Well, who have we here? Cerebrantonio. I've read grossly exaggerated reports of your success in the university." + "
Cerebrantonio: Petty insults do not usually faze me, but, unfortunately for you, I'll make an exception this time." + "
- from The Return of the N-Team Chapter 12 (Act 132 of WHATSE), by yours truly", "[Luna smacks her communicator.]" + "
Luna: Larry, transport us back to my palace." + "
Prince Larry (Bowser)Koopa: To whom are you referring with 'us'?" + "
Luna: Me and my five idiots, you moron!! [Too late, she realises her error.] Oops." + "
Larry: Your five idiots are on their way, but you are making a long detour to the Palace of Power, Luna. [Luna and the other Luna-tacks are transported away.]" + "
- from The Return of the N-Team Chapter 12 (Act 132 of WHATSE), by yours truly", "Wesley Crusher: (to Wilykit) Ludwig's smugger than before, a sure sign you'll blow his plans of interdimensional conquest out of the water. However, Larry is quite angry. This just hasn't been his day, you know, thanks in part to you, 'Kit. [Wilykit smiles.]" + "
- from The Return of the N-Team Chapter 12 (Act 132 of WHATSE), by yours truly", "Wilykat: Soon, 'Ludwig the Stinky,' or however he likes to be called, shall be overthrown." + "
- from The Return of the N-Team Chapter 13 (Act 133 of WHATSE), by yours truly", "Wilykit: I always wonder why you keep such foolish lackeys, Ludwig, if you wish to control the N-Team." + "
Emperor Ludwig von(Bowser)Koopa: It's a bloody villain thing! A villain needs some bungling fool around. Just ask S-s-slithe or my father." + "
- from The Return of the N-Team Chapter 13 (Act 133 of WHATSE), by yours truly", "Liquidator: (speaking of Mega Volt) Yes, the master of electrons comes through every time! It's so amazing, it'll shock you!" + "
- from The Return of the N-Team Chapter 15 (Act 135 of WHATSE), by yours truly", "Emperor Ludwig von(Bowser)Koopa: This time, instead of slowly conquering galaxy-by-galaxy, I just snapped my fingers and subjugated this X-iverse in an instant! What do you think of that?" + "
Professor Charles Xavier: You are completely crazy." + "
Ludwig: Thank you, Professor, for your honest opinion. You were wise not to use the word 'mad' again to describe me." + "
- from The Return of the N-Team Chapter 15 (Act 135 of WHATSE), by yours truly", "Kevin Keene: You are obviously under the strange delusion that you will get away with this." + "
Emperor Ludwig von(Bowser)Koopa: It is no delusion, Captain N." + "
- from The Return of the N-Team Chapter 15 (Act 135 of WHATSE), by yours truly", "Princess Lana Deschain: There is a little trouble concerning the mad reptile who despises being called 'mad.'" + "
Steelheart: How new and unusual." + "
- from The Return of the N-Team Chapter 15 (Act 135 of WHATSE), by yours truly", "Steelheart: I'm not going to get a headache like in July 1993, am I? That wicked turtle really made me boil." + "
Princess Lana Deschain: You just might, Commander. This involves him." + "
Steelheart: Oh, well." + "
- from The Return of the N-Team Chapter 15 (Act 135 of WHATSE), by yours truly", "Steelheart: Welcome to Hawkhaven, guys." + "
Wilykit: Thank you, Steelheart. Getting another of those Ludwig-based headaches?" + "
Steelheart: Oh, slowly but surely, my dear Wilykit." + "
- from The Return of the N-Team Chapter 16 (Act 136 of WHATSE), by yours truly", "ProtoMan: Until Eggplant Wizard and King Hippo return, I assign you to be MotherBrain's substitute abusees." + "
GutsMan: Ha! That don't sound too hard!" + "
MotherBrain: Wrong verb form, fool!" + "
CutMan: Hey! You're right, Gutsie. This won't be hard at all." + "
- from The Return of the N-Team Chapter 16 (Act 136 of WHATSE), by yours truly" );