Act 106 - Date: 12 July 1993
Section 5: Q-niverse
Part 5: The Dinner
First and Only Division
Twenty-sixth Chapter
Characters: Thunder Cats, Darkwing's Justice Ducks, Remaining SuperFriends, People of the Enterprise, Romulans, Brain-Team Base, Fearsome Ten
July 12.
Bridge, Romulan Warbird Marcus.
T The navigation officer was surprised. "Straight to Cardassia at warp 9.25 in a Romulan Warbird?" He suddenly realised that questioning a commander was usually unacceptable.
However, Veral could never think that an officer questioning an order was unacceptable, especially since this course was dangerous. "Yes," said Veral patiently, as to soothe the pilot. "If you please. And keep the cloak up, also. If a tachyon detection net is found, steer clear of it."
"Very well, sir," said the pilot. He input the desired course, and the Marcus, cloaked, shot toward Cardassia at warp 9.25. Veral had nothing else to do, and he might get a peek at what those damned Cardassians were up to. . . and what they were doing with the materials the Ferengi usually sold to the Romulans for cloaking device manufacturing. Besides, Sub-Admiral Tebok of the powerful D'Deridex Warbird Cassius, cloaked, could take care of the three weaponless Warbirds heading for the Federation. Not that the Federation would try to destroy the three, of course, but just in case the Cardassians had any allies in the Neutral Zone. Unlike the three ships it was protecting, the Cassius was armed to the teeth. With a maximum velocity of warp 9.5, the Cassius could run down an attacker or get away. The only more powerful Romulan ship - right under the Kazara, of course - was Commander Sela's ship, the Othello. It was not really a Warbird. It was a Romulan Bird of Prey, but its firepower and speed made it more powerful than the Cassius or the Marcus. The Romulan Bird of Prey Othello was indistinguishable from a Klingon Bird of Prey, except for the Romulan bird-of-prey symbol emblazoned upon the head. The Othello's cloaking device was superior those of the D'Deridex Warbirds. Its warp engines, at present, carried it up to 9.8.
The Othello was originally built for Sela's missions to aid Lursa and Betor in the Klingon Empire during the Klingon Civil War as Gowron succeeded to the head-of-council position on the Klingon Homeworld. However, it was such a powerful ship that the Romulan Empire could not afford to scrap it, so the bird-of-prey symbol was emblazoned upon the Othello's head to distinguish it from Klingon Birds of Prey.
Anyway, he hoped that the Federation and the Klingons would set aside their differences with the Romulans at the bargaining table, because, without their support, he felt that the Romulans would be facing a threat that they could never defeat by themselves.
* * *
Bridge of the Romulan Warbird Cassius.
"The Federation is responding to the Cæsarus {sáy-zah-ruhs}'s calls, Sub-Admiral," said the subcommander.
Sub-Admiral Tebok said, "Good. Has the Federation detected the presence of a fourth vessel?"
"No," said the subcommander. She turned to Tebok. "The Federation has not detected us."
"Excellent. Let's listen in on their communication. Audio on." The subcommander activated the channel. The four ships' beaks were practically on the line between the Romulan Star Empire and the Neutral Zone.
"This is Commander Reshal of the Imperial Warbird Cæsarus," they all heard Reshal say. "Please respond."
"This is Outpost 921," replied a Starfleet admiral's voice. "What may we do for you?"
"We have come for alliance negotiations," said Reshal. "To end the hostilities between the Federation and the Romulans and to co-operate against the Cardassian threat. The three Warbirds are completely unarmed."
"I. . . see." The Starfleet admiral did not sound too convinced. "Do you wish clearance to enter Federation space?"
"If such is not a problem."
"I shall have to check with Starfleet Command, but we'll call you back with the answer."
"Very well. There is no rush."
"Outpost 921 out."
"Close channel," said Tebok. The subcommander complied.
"Channel closed, sir," said the subcommander.
"Inform Prætor Darok on Romulus," he continued, "that the Federation outpost is ripping our tickets to give us the stubs."
"Sir?" Sub-Commander Kares {ka-rehs} was rarely puzzled by the Terran expressions he used, but she was this time.
"They're getting clearance, Kares."
"Ah. I shall so inform him, Sub-Admiral Tebok." She stopped in her tracks. "Say, 'They're ripping the tickets,' or say, 'They're getting clearance'?"
"Tell him the latter," said Tebok, slightly amused. "Just so he won't be confused."
"Very well, Sub-Admiral." She did as Tebok said. "Message relayed, sir." In a moment, Kares noted something else. "That starbase is calling Cæsarus back, sir. Would you like a channel?"
"Yes," said Tebok. Kares opened a channel.
"Federation Outpost 921 to Cæsarus," said the same Starfleet admiral. "Please come in."
"This is Commander Reshal of the Cæsarus," came Reshal's voice. "Have you received a reply?"
"Yes," said the Starfleet admiral. "You are permitted to enter Federation territory. . . provided that you are truthful in saying that you have no weapons. If you proceed on your present course at warp 8, you should arrive at Betazed's solar system in a few hours. Betazed itself is the fifth planet of eight orbiting the star we call Beta Veldonna. We'll let you know when you're there. Please enter orbit around that world."
"We shall," said Reshal. "Any further requests?"
"Well, I would advise you to engage your cloaking device, in case there is some starship whose captain feels eager to shoot at Romulans this day. All captains are to be notified of your presence, but someone might screw up somewhere."
"Very well. We shall proceed there immediately. Cæsarus out." A transmission-cut sound was heard on the Cassius from the Cæsarus. "Did you hear that, Sub-Admiral Tebok?" Tebok pressed a button on his command chair.
"I did, indeed," said Tebok. "Please follow their instructions to the syllable."
"Yes, sir. Cæsarus out." The three uncloaked Warbirds cloaked. All four of them headed for Betazed. Tebok wondered if they should be entering Federation territory. He was not to fire unless provoked. Of course, he knew the Federation would not provoke an attack; they would not fire unless they were provoked. Were the Cardassians to show up, those Cardassians would be up the creek without a paddle. Kares probably would not understand that one, either.
* * *
Darkwing's Restaurant, Saint Canard, U.S.A., Darkwing Duck's Earth.
At 22.25, everyone supposed to be present was present. There were even a few extra Starfleet officers and Romulans around. "The restaurant was built in my honour," said Darkwing.
"And what honour might that be?" asked Worf.
"I am the hero of this city, Lt. Worf," said Darkwing. "The idiots around here have finally realised that." He took a look at the central table. Steelheart and Lion-O were representing the N-Team; Torreth and Tomalak were representing the Romulans; Picard and Dr. Crusher were representing Starfleet; and Batman and Zan were representing the small remainder of the SuperFriends. "Look at that. Steelheart asked Lion-O to be one of the representatives for the N-Team instead of me. . . instead of even her first officer!"
"Her first officer," reminded Worf, "appears to be romantically attached to the princess of VideoLand, Darkwing. What I don't understand is why the captain allowed that awful Betazoid to come." He took an angry glance in Lwaxana Troi's direction. The two Trois were sitting together at another table. "She'll read your mind in a nanosecond, and she can read minds as though they were children's books."
"Speaking of children," said Darkwing, "where's Alexander? Counsellor Troi told me of him."
"Alexander Rozhenko," informed Worf, "is suffering punishment for going to the holodeck with Counsellor Troi's mother instead of going to school."
"Can't ever get kids to appreciate school," said Darkwing. "Gosalyn never wants to go." He looked around. "Pretty quiet, especially since Romulans are here."
"I noticed that, too," said Worf. "Of course, they might have gotten tired of fighting with the Federation and with the Klingon Empire all of the time. I believe they might really want to sew up the holes, forget the differences, and ally themselves permanently with the Federation and with the Klingon Empire.
"Since the rise of Gowron, the Klingon Empire has become much more co-operative with the Federation. There is an exchange program, in which Klingon officers go to posts on Starfleet vessels and Starfleet officers go to posts on Klingon vessels. It has proven very successful so far. Maybe the Romulans will co-operate in that." He sighed. "Romulans killed my parents in an assault on Khitomer. Those wounds never really healed, but a traitor from the Duras family was the cause of it. The whole mess of the Romulan and Klingon Empires becoming enemies was the Klingons' fault, anyway. We should never have invented that blasted Bird of Prey."
"Which one?"
"The Klingons made a prototype Bird of Prey that could fire while cloaked. It caused the break between the Romulans and the Klingons because we refused to reveal the secret of firing while cloaked to the Romulans, and that ship almost ended the preliminary conferences for peaceful alliance with the Federation. Captain Kirk was the one who saved that conference. . . which, also, was at Khitomer."
"Well, Worf, the kitchen needs to know what you'd like."
"Would you happen to have Klingon live cuisine?"
"Yes. The inhabitants of a world in the Mushroom Federated Empire eat the very same stuff, so we do business with them, buying the food. They say it's just not right when replicated."
"That is true," said Worf. "The replication process takes away some of the natural taste. Would you have live gagh {gahç} and Klingon-style blood-wine?"
The most disgusting things on the menu, mentally noted Darkwing. He said, "Yes, Lieutenant." With a computer, he relayed the order to the kitchen. "Live gagh and Klingon-style blood-wine coming up." He noticed something somewhere else in the room. "Uh, oh."
"What?" asked Worf.
"Liquidator, disguised as a Romulan centurion." He pointed, and Worf looked in the direction. A 'Romulan,' seeming to melt slightly and wearing a slightly wet uniform, was seated at a nearby table. "It must require a lot of his concentration to maintain that flesh-tone and the colour of the uniform." He looked around. "Where are those Wilytwins when. . . aha!" He turned to Worf. "I've got to talk to the Thunder Kittens. Excuse me, please. . . and watch my back, if you wouldn't mind." Worf nodded. Darkwing rose and attempted to go to the door, where were entering the Thunder Kittens and Wesley, but something watery caught his feet and pulled him to the 'Romulan.' Before he could call for help, a strip of transparent water surrounded his bill so that he could not open his big mouth. No one but Worf noticed Darkwing's situation. Worf realised that calling out might only endanger Darkwing, so he quietly rose and made his way toward the central table.
Darkwing was stopped before the 'Romulan,' who was no longer 'melting.' He appeared extremely solid. He even had those pointed ears and the forehead. The 'Romulan' spoke with Liquidator's voice. "Hello, Dimwit Duck. What do you think of my Romulan disguise? Ingenious, isn't it?" Darkwing tried humming a response, but it was incomprehensible. "Speechless, eh?" He looked at Worf. "Ol' Wolf thinks he's going to blow my cover. But don't worry, Wingie! Guaranteed, Centurion Liquie has things under control!" His hand even appearing with the correct colour-tone, he tapped the Romulan-centurion-insignia on his collar. . . a perfect place for his communicator, since that's where Romulan officers kept their communicators. "MB, I've caught DW."
"Excellent, Commander Liquidator," replied MotherBrain. Some promotion. . . Romulan centurion to Evil Koopa commander! "Has anyone noticed?"
"Only Woof, who is not being watched by anyone other than me."
"Good," said MotherBrain. Darkwing and Worf were transported. . . somewhere! "They've been brought to Metroid. Centurion Kranos {krah-nós}, Lieutenant Worf, and Darkwing. That takes care of the Starfleet officer, the Romulan officer, and the N-Team member we require. Now, one of those former SuperFriends."
"How about two?" asked Liquidator, his eyes set on Robin and Jayna, who were sitting nearby. "Fine, fine. Just make sure those two Thunder Twerps don't spoil the whole thing."
"I. . . oh, drat! They've just come in with that Starfleet cadet, Wesley Crusher. They appear not to have noticed the disappearance of Dumbwing and Worfie, though. I'll keep an inconspicuous eye on them."
"Good. Can you stand viinerine?"
"Great! Romulan food. I love Romulan food."
"Okay. Get back to me a.s.a.p."
"Yup. Over and out." He tapped the insignia again. He quickly got rid of the water on the floor and formed his legs into those Romulan.
At the central table, the orders were being taken. Most everyone ordered a mixture of human and Romulan food. They all decided against ordering Romulan Ale; it would give all of them, even Steelheart and Lion-O, a walloping hangover. Not even the suit Steelheart wore could make her stomach prevent letting all the alcohol in Romulan Ale through, and Lion-O's stomach couldn't release all of the necessary atoms to break down the alcohol. However, Lion-O did suggest Thunderian Wine. It would not hit them quite as hard as the Romulan Ale would. Tygra had also mentioned that their store of Thunderian Wine was of the best vintage. . . 1705. Tygra had drunk plenty of it on the thirtieth of November 1775, as that was his sixteenth birthday, when had taken place the ceremony of his reaching the Thunderian Age of Legal Maturity. Cheetara had said that it had also given Tygra a strong hangover because he had drunk so much of it. She claimed that he had drunk all of the Thunderian Wine produced that year, but she usually exaggerated where Tygra was concerned. She was two days younger than he, and he had accused her of drinking more than he on her sixteenth birthday, when she, too, had reached her Age of Legal Maturity. He was correct that she had drunk more of that wine than he. She was so hung over that Bengali had thought that the both of them were temporarily crazy. He got it, too, when he had drunk so much of that vintage of Thunderian Wine on his sixteenth birthday, 6 June 1778. In fact, he had drunk more than Cheetara, and he regretted it sorely. Tygra convinced the Thunder Kittens that, when they had their 'Age of Legal Maturity' ceremony (which would be on their twenty-eighth birthday), they should not drink much Thunderian Wine. . . especially if it were of the 1705 vintage. The Thunder Kittens were keeping that in mind.
Steelheart, Lion-O, Picard, Crusher, Torreth, Tomalak, Batman, and Zan each ordered specifically one glass of Thunderian Wine when informed that the vintage was 1705. Lion-O could handle two, but he did not want to be unfair. Tygra, Cheetara, and Bengali had each warned him not to drink more than two glasses on his Coming of Age ceremony, which was on 9 March 1988. His birthday had been on the fourth, but his Anointment Trials had held the ceremony off. He had not had much of a hangover.
When the wine had been poured, Tomalak held up his glass. "I propose a toast to the future of our nations," said Tomalak. "May they bring peace to the galaxy."
"Here, here," said everyone else at the table.
To himself, Liquidator said, "Yeah. . . that's as likely as a pure, logical Vulcan laughing." He turned to the table occupied by Robin and Jayna. "The Thundersquirts're still there." And he saw Sela going toward them. "Not Ms. Romulo-human, too!"
"Well," Wilykit informed the two, "should you encounter a problem, activate these." She set a couple of devices on the table. "An N-Team member will be alerted."
"Thank you," said Jayna. She took one; Robin took the other.
"Don't mention it, Jayna. See you two later." Robin and Jayna nodded. The Kittens and Wesley moved on.
"You appeared to be eyeing Wilykat slightly, Jayna," said Robin with the slightest twinge of jealousy in his voice. The jealousy was fake.
"Me?" asked Jayna innocently. "Okay. I. . ." She had to think. "I'm not certain what to say without offending you."
"Forget it." He put his left hand on her right one. "I admit that human males are always jealous where a pretty young lady is involved, and you know how I've always been attracted to you since we met." Jayna sighed. She remembered his crush on her. She had had the same with him, but she repressed it. She was attracted to him, but he was of another species. Ever since that blasted C-race invaded Exor, Exorians were always cautious of other humanoid species, even after the C-race had been driven off. She hated repressing her attraction to him, but Exorians' emotions were built so that, if attraction for someone could be repressed, the relationship might not last. She did not want to get involved with him if their relationship would not work out. Still. . . that C-race was brutal. It killed half of the population of Exor before being driven off.
"C-race," she breathed. Those whose invasion demanded that she and Zan leave Exor toward another class-M or -L planet light-years from the C-race's empirical border. A being whom the Exorians knew only as Q blocked the Exorian solar system from the border of the empire of the C-race with an enormous gate.
"C-race? They were fought off a few years ago."
"Sh! I'm thinking, Robin! C-race. . . they were driven off after that Q brought up that barrier between the Exorian system and the border of the C-race's empire. Without any ships to help them, the few C-race members remaining were stopped by Zan and me. Luck had it that the C-race failed in their attempt." She took out a data-padd and punched up a map of the Exorian solar system. "Exor and Exorius are the two planets moving in a trojan orbit, closest to the star Exor." She showed the map to Robin. "Close to the fifth and final planet out is the border of the C-race's empire, right on that Q barrier."
"Show this to Sela or someone else," Robin said urgently. Jayna nodded. Close by was Sela, conferring with the Kittens and Wesley.
"Well," Wilykat told Sela in a frustrated manner, "he was right there!" He pointed at the table where Worf was. "Now, he's gone."
"Yes," said Sela. "Klingons on guard duty do not usually leave their captains, not even to use the restroom." This evoked the humour she intended. Her efficient eyes scanned the room. "Nothing overtly suspicious. Except. . ." She looked at Liquidator. "That centurion. Wilykit, can you get a reading of him?"
"I'll try." Wilykit got out a recording-scanning device and tried to examine the 'Romulan.' "Hm. Very deceptively clever, but not clever enough. He's done everything to make anyone superficially examining him believe he's Romulan, but he cannot make it stay that way for long."
"Must be that Liquidator," said Wilykat.
"Hm," said Wilykit. "With a disruptor blast of that setting. . . Commander Sela, may I borrow your disruptor if you have it?" Sela nodded, took a disruptor-pistol out of a holster hidden inside her uniform, and handed it to Wilykit. "Thank you very much. I've been studying disruptor settings. These symbols. . . 0, decimal point, 5. 0.5. That should return Liquidator to normal." She set the disruptor.
"The stun setting," remarked Sela. "Medium-stun."
"Yup," said Wilykit. "Enough to temporarily disrupt the integrity of Waterhead."
"I didn't know he had any to begin with!" said Wesley, smiling.
"In the sense you mean, Mr. Crusher, I think he doesn't," said Sela. "Might we all have a seat?" The four sat at a table near that of Robin and Jayna. Sela hear Liquidator exclaim a bad word. "I think that Liquidator is upset."
"Yes," said Wilykat. "Otherwise, he wouldn't have said . . . that. I think that Liquie may be the cause of Worf's disappearance."
"Yeah, and where's Darkwing?" asked Wilykit, looking around. "Mind if I keep your disruptor for a while, Sela?"
"No," answered Sela. Wilykit latched it onto her belt. "Liquidator might have had something to do with the disappearance of both of them."
"Metroid!" quietly exclaimed Wesley. He tapped his communicator. "Commander Riker, this is Wesley Crusher."
"What is it, Wes?" asked Riker.
"I suggest that you keep an eye out for Metroid, Commander. Worf and Darkwing have inexplicably disappeared."
"Thanks for relieving my growing headache." Sela and the Kittens were amused. "How's it going otherwise?"
"Fine, except that Liquidator, disguised as a Romulan centurion, is down here."
"Be careful, Wesley."
"I will, sir. Crusher out." He tapped his communicator. Jayna came up to the table with a data-padd in her hand.
"Pardon me," said Jayna.
Wilykit said, "Certainly, Jayna. What is it?"
"Well, not that I mean to dump my problems on you. . ."
"Excuse me," interrupted Sela kindly, "but we're all in the same boat, I believe. Ludwig von(Bowser)Koopa is a common enemy. He has allied his kingdom with the Cardassian empire, which has just declared war on my home, the Romulan Empire."
"The Evil Koopa Kingdom, to which Ludwig frequently yet errantly refers as the 'Koopulan Empire,' and the Cardassian Union are now common enemies to the Romulan Empire, the Federation, the United Galactic Nations, and, possibly the Klingon Empire," said Wilykit in the same manner as Sela. "You're not dumping your problems on us. The planet that you inhabit is within VideoLand borders, and all good there is an ally of the United Galactic Nations. Please, share your problems with us."
"Thank you," said Jayna. "Now, where does Exor stand on your political galactic map?" Wilykit got out her own data-padd, connected to the central N-Team computer, and acquired the desired co-ordinates of the Exor star on the galactic overview map. "I want to know because the Exorian solar system borders on an empire that attempted to annex it several years ago. The only thing that stopped that race, which only identified itself as the C-race to us, from conquering us was an enormous barrier built by a being known to us only as Q. Zan and I captured the remaining C-race members." When Wilykit had the information, she gulped slightly. "Wilykit?"
"I'm fine," said Wilykit. "The orbit of the farthest out planet of your solar system is only kilometres from the Q-gate, which surrounds the sixth of the galaxy in which live the Romulans, the Federation, the Klingons, and the Cardassians. The border of the Cardassian Union, of which the capital planet is Cardassia, is on the Q-gate and is very near Exor's solar system." She showed the map to Jayna, who nodded. Wilykit then had the padd show the static image of a typical Cardassian. Jayna was nearly petrified when she saw the creature. Obviously, Exorians found Cardassians intensely repulsive. "This is a typical Cardassian. Were your would-have-been conquerors like him?"
"Yes, they were," said Jayna, getting back her regular heart rate. She frowned thoughtfully. "The ships were enormous, equilaterally triangular vessels." Wilykit allowed her to take the padd and show herself the ship. "Yes, that's what they were like, all right." She handed the padd back to Wilykit, who switched it off and put it away.
Sela said, "Cardassia was once a peaceful, culture-based society, like Romulus. However, the military, as on Romulus, took over. Fewer people went hungry, as with Romulus. However, Romulus managed to keep its cultural aspects and government hierarchies: proconsuls, senators, Prætor, etc. The Talsha Yar, which can be spelled either T - A - L - S - H - A - space - Y - A - R or T - A - L - space - S - H - I - A - R in English, recently developed as the Romulan Empire's central intelligence agency, and it constantly vies with the military for authority. I am not so certain about Cardassia." Something weakly telepathic started to affect Sela; Wilykit felt that. The Romulans' millennia-old ancestors had been and present cousins were the Vulcans, and Vulcans were telepathic. Wilykit remembered reading about uncivilised Vulcan about two millennia ago, where the Vulcans were telepathically destroying themselves because of their intensely powerful and nearly uncontainable emotions. And to think how much worse the Thunderian Wars were!
Well, the point was that Sela was slightly telepathic. . . just enough to be bothered by Liquidator's thoughts. Sela tried not to show it, but her humanness made it nearly impossible. "Sela," said Wilykit, "could you tell the representatives about Liquidator's presence, please?"
"Certainly," said Sela. She got up. . .
And, suddenly, the minds of all the 'thoroughbred' Romulans in the area were crushed by some immeasurable telepathic force! Wilykit felt it coming from behind the moon of Darkwing's Earth. "Metroid. . ." No, Metroid fuelled the actual source. . . Liquidator! "Liquidator's doing this with aid from Metroid!" Sela shook her head, trying to get rid of the enormous telepathic pressure. That Wilykit's mind was much more powerful than a Romulan's helped enormously. She made her way to the central table. " 'Kat, I'm going to disrupt Liquie. Keep an eye on other things, please."
"Yeah," said Wilykat. Wilykit want toward Liquidator by way of a zig-zag path. Liquidator had thought to throw suspicion off himself by showing physical effects the telepathic pounding had on real Romulans. Very clever, but not clever enough! Wilykit glanced at the Trois, who were easily resisting Liquidator's mental pounding with their Betazoid training. The Kittens' more powerful telepathy plainly resisted what Liquidator was pouring out, as did the telepathy of the other Thunderians. Sela just didn't have enough Romulan in her to be affected by Liquidator's barrage as had been the complete Romulans. Wilykit got closer to Liquidator. She slowly brought up Sela's disruptor-pistol and aimed it clandestinely at Liquidator. She softly pulled back on the trigger, and the pistol blasted its medium-stun shot at Liquidator. What once appeared to be a Romulan suffering from the effects of a powerful telepathic discharge broke apart into water, which splashed onto the floor. The water coagulated and formed in front of Wilykit as a huge oval. This water-oval changed slowly, making disgusting blobby sounds, into Liquidator's principal shape. Fists clenched at his sides, teeth showing, eyes glaring at the Thunder Kitten, Liquidator was not happy. He was not happy at all.